EmGoing to start mirroring my priv Twitter dream posts over here let's gooo #amdreaming
Had a #dream I had like a whole extra ex boyfriend who had been in Brazil for three years and was coming back and might think things were still on and I was like ahhh shit I have to break this off somehow
Had a #dream a suspiciously laid back doctor was trying to give me brain surgery: "we just drill a really tiny hole an snip like one thing! Relax!"
had a #dream I had a big tank of multicolored isopods that would crawl on my hands 🥺 and I had to collect them and get them in line for a race for some reason (impossible)
had a #dream I was in an indoor waterpark with big slides and a Beach Boys song was playing over the intercom with literally the most preposterous lyrics my brain spontaneously invented:
"My girl takes heroin pills/and smokes weed as strong as silk/and when I look into her weird eyes --" recall ends here. It was something like "She Knows Me Too Well"
Had a #dream I was on a #bus reading a book abt different music genres. For country music it said "the country singer brings his own guitar, but an orchestra is also required." Suddenly the bus was crammed full of people (the orchestra) and someone put their instrument case on top of me and I couldn't move so I got scared and woke up LOL
Had a #dream I was cutting my hair with child safety scissors which went about as well as you'd imagine
had a #NIGHTMARE last night that I was editing my novel and was like "ah, finally at the action" then checked and I was like 90% of the way through the manuscript 
had a #dream that I left my tamogotchi for a bit and when I came back it had like. reproduced by budding or something and there were like 12 tamogotchis inside the device and they all had separate screens and new activities I needed to go between and I was just like. haha what
Had a #dream my parents got me an FGO figure for my birthday but they misunderstood and it was one of the notoriously boring male player character design. And then someone wrote me like a whole letter over making posts about how prisma illya sucks.
Had a #dream I was in a hotel eating mac and cheese in a big bath tub then a girl from my church from years ago was there and I started to get annoyed (wanted to chill in tub eating mac and cheese) but I got out of the tub like ok whatever and then THERE WAS A HUGE ASS CENTIPEDE THAT FELL ON ME AND STARTED CRAWLING ON ME AHHHHHHHH
Had a #dream stephen found some eggs and put them in a box then made me come over and look in the box and one of the eggs had hatched into a really fluffy white owl #symbolism?
had a #dream stephen was scrubbing the baseboards in the kitchen of my parents' old house? and found a dead rat under there
had a #dream I got a hello kitty stationery set that was alien themed (cool) then had to navigate the notoriously complicated and stressful after school activity bus system from my high school again (not cool)
had a #dream I was back working at the burrito place making the big tubs of guac again and Marcus Rashford was there and kind of acting a little cocky an getting special treatment because maybe guac duty is a little too easy for him but everyone was just kind of tolerating it because of all his positive charity work
I don't even watch football why did my brain make this
had a really vivid & long #dream that stephen and I went on a trip to a town out in the country together that had a bunch of pastel-painted houses, walking trails, a train to ride, and a big visitor center with a duck pond that had like super huge pelicans in it out front.... nice
Had a #dream I wrote a short story then started copying it out by hand bc I knew I was dreaming and wanted to remember it. Success: no
Then fell back asleep and was trapped in a #dream about using a juicer that had multiple holes and tubes to put things in and also for the juice to come out that functioned in a really unpredictable way so I had to keep finding more pitchers and glasses to cover my bases...
Had a #dream that was basically a fully functional game concept last night, called CopterTetris, where you fly around a city to various locations but in each case you have to use your little crane attachment to lift and line up rows of tetris blocks until the problem is resolved ie pile of blocks stopping traffic or something. The voice over the radio that tells you about each mission is Udo Kier. Basically I think if you make this you would make a bazillion dollars
had a #dream last night that my tamagotchi picked up like a "naughty" status effect or something where it left the house and I couldn't interact with it I just had to watch it do various naughty things like blow off school, hang out in alleyways etc.
Had a #dream some guy who had made a body horror movie was getting a lot of hate for it online about how gross the effects looked, and was going around replying to every post like "that part was actually based on my own wretched pussy. Sorry" and "my penis actually does look like that." Etc
Had a very movie-like #dream about an art history grad student played by Ayo Edebiri and her advisor played by Donald Sutherland teaming up via their shared cynicism at the neoliberalization of academia to secretly sell off the vault of art and archival materials the university sits on as financial collateral to fund building shitty student housing, sports centres etc
Had a #dream that I was back home doing a Rutter's scene report. Nutty Buddys were 27 dollars due to inflation and they now had a home decor section which included a sculpture of a pretzel wearing jeans with a little belt buckle that said PRETZ
Posting this in the middle of the night bc I absolutely do not want to forget it but also Stephen woke up at like the same time and told me he was having a dream that Suella Braverman was our landlord and any time we asked her to fix something she sent us like a printed manifesto with a section on how giants are real
Had one of those types of weirdly realistic #dream where I very clearly imagined myself lying in bed, and Stephen coming back in from getting up to do something, and telling me the cheese slices in the fridge had gotten a little moldy and I was like ah yeah I figured they were getting kind of old, I'll throw them out tomorrow. Then I fell back asleep in the dream and woke up irl. 
Becky@coleoptera I would play this.
[bgz] fotocopiadora@coleoptera i would feel so attacked receiving a figure of default hentai shadow man as a present lol
john@coleoptera Prillya sucks!!!!! the half that isn't extremely gross softcore is just really embarrassing Unlimited Bladeworks fanfic