Great new piece by the brilliant @LukeVBurns and @MarinaAndNicco! The 4th is strong with this one...
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RT @LukeVBurns
Got a new one, co-written with @MarinaAndNicco, up on @mcsweeneys today!

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/yoda-botches-five-classic-jokes
https://twitter.com/LukeVBurns/status/1654149513307643905

Yoda Botches Five Classic Jokes

1. In love two melons are. Yet run off and marry they do not. Why? Because elope, they cannot. - - -2. On a seafood diet, I am. Food I see; eat it ...

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