A List of Things People Blamed on Flappers

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The decline of the whale catching industry
Forest fires
Making American women ugly
Eye disease in men
Unemployment
Britain's troubles
Ruining the audio quality of radio broadcasts
Physical misfits during World War II
A decline in public transportation revenue
An auto collision
A decline in weddings
Ruining napkins and glass at soda fountains
A barber strike
Farmers' woe
A shortage of overshoes
Ruining the ribbon business
Ruining America
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@paulisci My grandmother was a flapper, and later involved in the sly grog trade during prohibition. I am proud of her contributions to the decline of civilisation, as evidenced by this thread. I shall seek out some of your other work.

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With both whaling and forest fores, I think we can declare flappers ecologically neutral.

@paulisci wow, I never realised how busy flappers were!

@paulisci Thanks to reverse-chronological timelines & mstdn.ca's "collapse replies" option, I get to scroll through the list of ruined things & guess what modern social ill might be the cause.

I, uh, didn't guess this time!

@AmeliasBrain @paulisci
So much like all the things Millennials supposedly ruined, huh?
@Rozzychan @AmeliasBrain @paulisci I'm sensing a pattern. Making a note here not to blame the problems in my dotage on the stupid sexy youths and their kooky dances
@AmeliasBrain Hah, yes. I do think Mastodon adds an element of mystery to these threads :)

@paulisci @3wombats

I'm pretty sure Nana was one of the *good* flappers. 🤔😂😂😂

@paulisci I think this one's my favourite. I'm going to check the date against local tram service.
@paulisci They officially shut down here in 1931, though it seems they'd been in decline since the early 1920s. #Streetcar
@paulisci
hahahahaha this is the best one of these yet
@paulisci I love that this implies that the engineer's noise damping solution was frilly dresses on an evenly dispersed crowd of women. The flappers are shirking an important responsibility! They should be playing their critical role in the radio system's design.
@paulisci The skin and tissue of flappers must reflect sound waves. Huh. There’s more to this story than meets the eye ☺️
@paulisci quite the headline. 🤣
@paulisci I did research from 1920s newspapers for a project in grad school and they were filled with stories like this. Ill health effects of jazz, etc. Crazy
@paulisci OMG this is my favorite. 🤣🤣🤣💀
@paulisci
Special glasses to prevent men from ogling women while driving perhaps?

@paulisci
Flappers: making women ugly

Also Flappers: causing car accidents because male drivers ogle them too much

@paulisci May be related to the number of neck braces required by male patients in South Florida caused by breast augmentation.
@paulisci "biologist and publicist"
@GregStolze I know, that's not a career path you see much anymore!
@paulisci That one's particularly fine given trains were nearly all steam-powered at the time, which has been known to give off a spark or two. ;-)
@paulisci And the whales are under the sea being like, "our plans to influence movies and fashion magazines of the hooomans are working just as planned."

@paulisci

Call Me Ishmael might have something to say about this sort of thing. There are random Moby Dick quotes at @mobydick

@paulisci @sarae
🤣🤣🤣

Tired.

Wired: The decline of the Metaverse industry

“Nobody wants to buy my billion dollar legs, and it’s ChatGPT’s fault” whines Zuckerberg

@paulisci
I misread that as “whale-caching industry” and my mind wobbled
@paulisci this may seem like a silly question, and I'm sure I could google it, but in your words, what is friggin 'flapper'?

@david_crispin @paulisci I went and did a web search for "Flapper" since I didn't know the term.

This is what Wikipedia told me: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flapper

"Flappers were a subculture of young Western women in the 1920s who wore short skirts (knee height was considered short during that period), bobbed their hair, listened to jazz, and flaunted their disdain for what was then considered acceptable behavior.... "

Flapper - Wikipedia

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Huh.

I bet those damn Flappers put avocado on their toast too 

@paulisci You've got to be careful of flappers. They're the Number One Reason toilets leak...

@paulisci I love these so much. I preordered your book!

Years ago(on Tumblr?), I read an old clipping complaining that students were relying too much on paper and didn't know how to use slates properly.

@paulisci It's obvious — today the US supreme court must be infested with Flappers!
@paulisci Flappers sound awesome! I want to meet some!

@paulisci

That #thread🧵 reads like what people would have seen on #FoxNews in the #1920s. 😄

That's a great #thread🧵 on #flappers!

It's also a great reminder how women dressed was often blamed for the actions of men, how older generations have always fought against change, and how many small battles we have always been fighting for #feminism.

#History #Historical #Histodon #Histodons #WomensRights #Sufferage #Fashion #WomensMovement #WomensFashion #HistoryofFashion