Ace Bafflement has struck again.
I fundamentally do *not* understand the allosexual experience. Please explain why wearing socks with sandals is less sexy. I understand No Shoes In Bed, but you lost me on the rest.

#ExplainPlease
#MakeItMakeSense
#Allosexuals
#WhatAreYouDoing?

@LianaBrooks The visceral repulsion with socks and sandals baffles me. I don't like sandals to begin with, but it seems like it'd be better to not get things into your toenails or chafe the skin between your toes on the sandal strap?
@tristanpalmgren See, I like sandals. And I understand slipping into a pair, with socks on, to run out the door to take out the trash or something. I wouldn't do it for a long time because socks make the sandals slippery and unsafe for my bad ankles, but it really is not going to change how I view a human being.