Peter Thiel will be very disappointed!
@cstross
Whereas I am greatly relieved!
@Didi @cstross I'm behind the times. I didn't know human blood bricks was an option.
@StinaLeicht @cstross I didn't know either. I experienced both the discovery and the relief simultaneously.
@Didi lol
@StinaLeicht @Didi They were researching cheap binders for regolith bricks (sharp-edged glassy lunar surface dirt). Potato starch is a logical one. Blood clotting (fibrin polymer) would be another. The finding was that 1kg of potato starch makes 20kg of bricks, and every gram counts when your shipping bill is to the lunar surface!
@cstross @Didi Damn. That was so much more fun out of context.
@StinaLeicht @Didi It *does* have promise for Vampire Space Opera, though! (Especially if Scott Westerfeld ever writes another Risen Empire book—unlikely, alas.)
@cstross @Didi So much for that pitch I gave to my agent for a stand alone. lol
@cstross Are those... I mean, are those our only options?
@cstross
Suddenly the SpaceX Mars missions don't need as many "volunteers"
@cstross There's a headline that's a sure bet to turn up in the Fortean Times "Extra! Extra!" section soon
Potatoes are better than human blood for making space bricks, scientists say

Charlton Heston was right — blood makes poor mortar (compared to potatoes, anyway).

Space
@sambowne @cstross The headline makes more sense after reading the entire article. Thank you.
@cstross my next Mothership game takes form….
@duane @cstross oooh, yes, this is a really cool idea for Mothership's universe and style!

@cstross The story doesn't actually mention blood.

I hope Space.com starts comparing everything to human blood. Starliner? It could carry way more astronauts than human blood.

@JoeUchill @cstross things more refreshing than human blood when served in a Pilsner glass, an admittedly brief retrospective. Section One: potables…
@JoeUchill @cstross it’s only an 800 page book if you don’t count the appendices.
@cstross The planet is roughly the size of the earth - large enough to fit 1.1 sextillion liters of human blood.

@cstross I should point out, this doesn't RULE OUT using human blood if there are no potatoes and the AI decides it needs more bricks.

This should emphasize to any would-be explorer the need to always have an adequate supply of potatoes on hand.

@cstross Mark Watney's going to be really happy, though!
@cstross Your timeline often saves me from making some very costly mistakes.
@cstross I have to ask how the hell they decided to test these specific materials
@cstross human blood is still cheaper than ink-jet cartridge ink, unless I'm wildly out of date. (bonus: contacts literally written in blood)
@cstross Unfortunately the space potatoes must be grown in a substrate of shredded babies, and Thiel already has a significant market share in that industry
@cstross now we only need to be able to grow potatoes on the Moon!
Potatoes are better than human blood for making space bricks, scientists say

Charlton Heston was right — blood makes poor mortar (compared to potatoes, anyway).

Space
@cstross too bad these are the only two options
@cstross And they discovered this how? !!!
@cstross From having to clean up the aftermath from "Mashed Potato Fights," I am not in the least bit surprised.
@cstross A lot of action down at the airlocks today.
@cstross it's what blood-having biased scientists would say...
@cstross he'll be delighted surely, he won't need to share his supply with the builders