If Jaws was filmed in Canada.
@MeanwhileinCanada "we're gonna need a bigger boat, eh?"
@MeanwhileinCanada africa has many good filming locations
@MeanwhileinCanada there probably wouldn't be the male intimacy problems Jaws explore.
@morten_skaaning @MeanwhileinCanada ... maybe if it starred Steve Smith and Patrick McKenna ...
@MeanwhileinCanada just when you thought it was safe to go back in the lake eh
@MeanwhileinCanada I hear this film is unmooseable. ;-). Ok, I will leave now.
@MeanwhileinCanada #Moosecop has been ordered to “volunteer” for the aquatic squad as punishment for what happened after he got into the maple syrup.
#moosecoponhulu
@MeanwhileinCanada Be careful what you wish for…
@MeanwhileinCanada I think we’re gonna need a bigger canoe, eh?

@MeanwhileinCanada the unmade sequel to Strange Brew.

It makes me want to record Quint's speech but with twist.

"Sometimes that moose, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a moose, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. "

@MeanwhileinCanada okay lets not give Hollywood anymore stupid ideas.
@MeanwhileinCanada Did Kevin Smith ever make his film Moose Jaws?
@MeanwhileinCanada There's a twist, the moose is going to be attacked and eviscerated by a goose.!
@MeanwhileinCanada mooo ooossse. Mooo ooossse. Moo oose. Moo oose. Moose. Moose. Moose. Moose!