Are you tired of cumbersomely p-hacking your way to glory?
Even @ianhussey p_ointless metric (https://doi.org/10.15626/MP.2020.2529) doesn't fulfill your needs?

Wait and despair no more!

Marko Sarstedt and I make p-hacking as easy as winking 😉
- Produce p-values that render any hypotheses significant.
- Need to explain away pesky variables? Just create high p-values.
- Produce p-values <0 or >1 for phenomena that happen in your imagination.

Check it out: https://mktg.shinyapps.io/extra-p_ointless/

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