Fake etymology facts: Originally, a gala was any event at which milk is served #FakeEtymology
@CarlMuckenhoupt You're dead wrong, I'm afraid. A gala was an event where you took your best girlfriend, gal A, rather than one where you took the spare girlfriend, gal B.
"No need to dress up, it's just a galbee party tonight."
-- Admiral Croft to Mrs. Croft in chapter 43 of Persuasion