so it turns out that plants will scream when injured, at around the 40-80 khz range.

cats also have a hearing that tops out around the 80 khz range.

this means that when your cat is eating cat grass, they are secretly also hearing the grass scream at them as it's devoured.

anyway. happy monday everyone

@AmyZenunim To be fair to cats, hearing the crunch is pretty much the only reason people eat celery without dip. /tongue-in-cheek
@AmyZenunim wow no wonder my cat gives it a nibble every day
sadistic little fucker
@AmyZenunim Unless it's not screaming but cheering, plants like the pain, and cats are merely helping the masochists.

@AmyZenunim As the Arrogant Worms sang:

I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)
How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad)

@AmyZenunim Cats are the most beautiful creatures
@AmyZenunim So does this mean that when we walk around on the grass it's like a kaiju movie?
@AmyZenunim didn’t L R Hubbard of Scientology fame talk about plants feeling pain in the 70s? He was more of Dianetics fame back then but.
@AmyZenunim They mostly scream when drying out though (due to cavitation); not when eaten. When eaten they mostly crunch; you don'tneed to go to 80kHz for that ;)
@AmyZenunim that would be like a cat. they're sadistic. It's not really a scream, it's just a noise, probably from escaping gas from a broken stem.
@AmyZenunim So that's why they smile so
@AmyZenunim I'm guessing for a cat, this only adds to the appeal. After all, they hunt relentlessly, whether they're actually hungry or not.
@AmyZenunim Yeah, that sounds like something a cat would enjoy. LOL.
@AmyZenunim If even the plants scream, may as well be a carnivore.
@AmyZenunim so does this mean vegans and vegetarians can no longer claim their diet isn’t cruel? 🤔
@AmyZenunim @timbray I always knew cats were evil. Do dogs hear this? Because damn, my dog eats a lot of grass.
@AmyZenunim Ehm, cats do the same thing to other animals too. They are kinda famous for killing for fun.
Plants Make Noises When Stressed, Study Finds

Scientists detected high-frequency sounds emitted by plants that had been cut or dehydrated

Smithsonian Magazine