Wir alle, Zug. Wir alle.
@friedelitis Schon im meinen Kopf kommt das alte Lied, "On the National Express..."
@friedelitis I don't speak German at all, but I fully and totally understood this right here. :)
@friedelitis Ich bin mal vor ein paar Jahren spät abends aus einem ICE ausgestiegen, auf dem stand: Der ICE ist müde und geht jetzt schlafen 😍
@friedelitis I did not need to know the language to understand this.
@friedelitis I’d really love that on a tshirt.
@friedelitis my dearly departed Dad would have absolutely loved this

@friedelitis Dieser lahme Zug hat einen Darwin-Tag.

“But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything.“

@friedelitis i love that zug is train. it's the sound they use to make
@friedelitis zug zug zug zug zug zug train train
@friedelitis I don't speak German, but I'm guessing that translates to English as "I am kaput" / "I am broken"
@friedelitis bin heute auch so kaputt
@friedelitis I knew this couldn't translate to "That'll do, Pig. That'll do." but I held out hope nonetheless.
@friedelitis Ich hätte den Zug mitfühlend getätschelt und "Alles wird gut" gemurmelt. 🥺

@friedelitis

Ich geh kaputt - wer geht mit?

@friedelitis "Mein Lokführer ist betrunken"
Major delays across Sydney rail network after ‘communication issue’ halts all trains

Transport NSW stopped all trains on Wednesday afternoon after the radio system which connects train crews with signallers failed.

The Sydney Morning Herald

@robert @friedelitis

In Sydney, "Ich bin kaputt" translates roughly as

"With an election coming up, this was *not* Demonic Parrothead's fault!"

@friedelitis I love that you don't have to speak German to appreciate this post.
@friedelitis habe letztens den gleichen Zug, am gleichen Gleis, aber mit anderer interessanter Nachricht gesehen: https://toot.kif.rocks/@ruhrscholz/109915262379472635
Merlin.2160p.BDRip.x265.10bit (@[email protected])

Angehängt: 2 Bilder „Psst, the train is asleep“

MastoKIF
@friedelitis
This reminded me of my favourite station announcement ever (at Reading station in the UK):
[Irritated sounding local accent] "The train at platform six isn't going anywhere, because it's knackered."
Replying to @friedelitis on mastodon.social | March 8, 2023 | Francesco Schwarz

That sums it up.

@friedelitis

Ach du armer!!!! 😪

@friedelitis und ich auche! Aber alles Gute
@friedelitis The loan word "kaaput" has always been part of my vocabulary. But I never realized how versatile the word is in the original German!
@friedelitis I love it when I completely understand a joke in another language. 😂
@friedelitis Ich bins, Ben Zin-Diesel. Haste mich wohl schon begraben, Brudi. Hahaha
@friedelitis
Ist das diese "Künstliche Intelligenz"?
@friedelitis Das ist süß — danke!
@friedelitis I am strangely proud that I had enough knowledge of German to understand that.
@friedelitis @garthderby my german is terrible but i got that one.

@friedelitis My bestie, were he still with us, would love this ...

Also this is an old meme but (waves hands vaguel) THAT trolly driver Wins.