Fred Hebert

We are releasing the well-poisoning machine, because if we don't do it first, someone else with even worse morals might do it faster.

By being the first people to poison the well, we can know exactly what kind of toxins will be in the water such that we understand the symptoms when we inevitably make the whole village sick from it.

Of course this has prompted our competitors to fire their ethics people and also poison the well even faster, but such is the inevitable march of progress!

Mar 23, 2023 at 3:37pmWeb
Show threadjcaronMar 23, 2023
@mononcqc c’est évident pour moi que c’est de la satire. Mais stupide comme ça, j’ai comme règle générale de ne rien partager sur l’internet qui pourrait être mal interprété par quelqu’un qui me suit, et prendrait le texte au premier degré. Parfois c’est par fatigue mentale, manque de contexte, etc… classique si c’est possible que ça arrive, ça va arriver.
Show threadSeanMar 25, 2023
@jcaron @mononcqc That’s ok. You do you. We’ll do us.
Show threadCold HotmanMar 23, 2023
@mononcqc

I want water but all I get is Flavor Aid from these wells.
Show threadBoredomFestivalMar 23, 2023
@mononcqc lolsob
Show threadLars Marowsky-Brée 😷Mar 23, 2023
@mononcqc I think that the mere strong possibility that releasing this unknown substance into all the wells at once should at some future point be revealed to have killed millions should not delay business today.
There is no proof that preventive measures are really necessary though, those should not be funded.
Show threadSiimMar 23, 2023
@larsmb @mononcqc whom are you guys parodying?
Show threadRenéeMar 23, 2023
@mononcqc satire is dead
Show threadMy camera shoots fascistsMar 23, 2023

@rss @mononcqc

*lolsob emoji*

Show threadclarebeeMar 23, 2023
@mononcqc And if anyone expresses reservations about uncritical consumption of water from the aforementioned poisoned well, they should be labelled a 'Luddite' and a 'buzzkill'.
Show threadmuzzleMar 23, 2023
@mononcqc
Show threadÓscar Morales VivóMar 31, 2023
@muzzle @mononcqc it’s more like a whole marketplace of Torment Nexuses (Nexii?)
Show thread⚙ARCMar 24, 2023
@mononcqc ChatGPT?
Show threadProtectiveHenMar 24, 2023
@mononcqc 💯
Show threadBhante Subharo ☸Mar 24, 2023

@mononcqc IMHO, you are articulating Machiavellianism. But these days, it's not any sort of thing to worry about, so please, carry on. 😂​

(_thick sarcasm, BTW_)

Show threadPeachMcDMar 24, 2023
@mononcqc
@JuliusGoat
Show threadRobert M. KellyMar 24, 2023

@mononcqc This made my day.

The only important thing not said is that the villagers should be invited to provide feedback. Reason: participatory feedback tells us exactly which toxins sicken the most people in the shortest amount of time.

Show threadRichardMar 24, 2023
@mononcqc Is this post about AI or fracking?
Show thread Kale Mar 24, 2023
@richard_merren @mononcqc anything, really
Show threadClarissa C. S. RyanMar 24, 2023
@mononcqc I totally understand the ethical concerns or whavever but once you put the poison in the well there's no taking it out! shrug emoji! better learn to metabolize toxic water!
Show threadEvanMar 24, 2023
@mononcqc This has always been one of the key features of the Torment Nexus
Show threadKennethMar 25, 2023
@mononcqc Which is how the hydrogen bomb came to be.
Show threadTim Erickson, @stpaultimMar 28, 2023

@mononcqc

It's lucky that we will have newly developed AI tools available to us to help analysis the poison and develop antidotes. Not to mention predict distribution patterns and develop defensive strategies.

Just think, if AI technology had been deliberately suppressed and monopolized, a lot more people might die from this destructive well-poisoning technology.

While there are many potential dangers with AI, it also has the potential to do much good.

#DifficultDecisions

Show threadvx. redgrave, maid of mindMar 28, 2023
@mononcqc moloch appreciates your sacrifice
Show threadJesseMar 28, 2023
@mononcqc @irenes Well, actually.
Show threadhappyborgMay 9, 2023

@mononcqc and all of this is down to the laws that govern [choke, cough] business.

In fact the laws governing all entities that ultimately determine the date of the Well.