BOSS: I need you to put these coupon stickers on all the Pick Me Up boxes

EMPLOYEE: Do you care where we place those stickers?

BOSS: Yeah, *on the box*. Don’t make me repeat myself. Idiots.

@JonBaker Wait, I can just get these at the grocery store now? No need for a dealer?
@JonBaker I would like to point out that I coined it first. Also it took me rereading the text in to realize they weren't actually called that 😅
@JonBaker 😂😂😂thanks for that - made my morning 👌🏼
@JonBaker Gosh, not being American, I had to Google these to find out what they were really called! Funny!
@DebHicks I’m not American either, but the first line of the joke tells you what they’re really called…
@scottishwildcat oh yes! Clearly, I didn’t read it properly. Thx
@JonBaker Made me look, so I will say “mission accomplished”?
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Not gonna lie, I would totally buy F**k me ups” brand trail mix. Probably made from granola, M&Ms, and raisins that have been soaked in Everclear….
@JonBaker The triumph of the human spirit.
@JonBaker malicious compliance FTW
@JonBaker You got a good laugh out of me Jon.
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I'd buy that just for the box with the sticker on it!! This made my night!!

@JonBaker

This is literally a Jimmy Kimmel bit — "this week in unnecessary censorship."

@JonBaker ... guess who is the clown now...auto stupid is working overtime again and changes all words to mean totally something else here too ...
@JonBaker It took me waaaaay to long to figure out what the real name was… once that name was in my brain, I couldn't see anything else!
@JonBaker been there… done this.
@JonBaker that employee did what he was told! Hahaha😆
@JonBaker No, these contain high-quality THC-9, so that's really what they are...
@JonBaker hahah I know a few coworkers who would do something like this 😂
@JonBaker Probably a lot of disappointed customers when they discovered that it didn't get them high.
@JonBaker Reminds me I gotta **ck me up a box of these.
@JonBaker a rare opportunity arose and they grabbed it with both hands.

@JonBaker That's absolutely funny.
But just looking at how verbose the original package is, there's no room left for anything.
This reminds me of this clip where Microsoft mocked their approach to product packaging compared to their "rival" Apple.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EUXnJraKM3k

Microsoft Re-Designs the iPod Packaging

YouTube
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That employee is my new spirit
'animal'
@JonBaker what’s the real name? I don’t now this brand and I can’t read them any other way.

@JonBaker so, uh.

I used to design labelling machines that'd do this kinda stuff.

This isn't a store level label, this is a factory level label.

In other words, this has gone *everywhere*

@JonBaker honestly, top tier marketing. Made me read the sticker.
@JonBaker Minority opinion—every time the fates stick it to me or my day, it always feels very blueberry. Chocolate chip, not so much.
@JonBaker seriously, that is priceless humor... 😭
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I'm going to be so sad when I take the coupon off.
@JonBaker Very creative name for an edible
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Gestalt anarchy in the strangerhood.
@JonBaker I would totally eat these.
@JonBaker record breaking sales no doubt
@JonBaker Currently laughing about this with my kids. :D