fcTime for another round #MAHealthConnector calls - and yes, it will be callS, this is not my first rodeo.
The first voice menu is already a contradictory mess.
Call 2 and counting.
Evaluating energy expenditure vs satisfaction yield of full-on tantrum vs just sitting in a corner crying.
Time for a game of Call Transfer Roulette! Will I be disconnected?
...New wrinkle: Call transfer for this rep is only going to the Spanish line - kudos to her for checking first! (Why did I take high school French and not Spanish??)
Ended up getting xferred to a guy who gave me totally new info, couldn't/wouldn't guide me to anywhere online where I could view it, and hung up on me when I tried to explain the problem I was having getting in.
That's enough fun for today.
#MAHealthConnector
You knew I couldn't actually leave this alone, right? And I can't let this stand given that I did get into my account, and I actually spoke to someone helpful.
They want more of my $$ though. 😧
Aaaargh we are not done because of course.
Now I appear to have no health or dental insurance and it is going to take all my self control not to rip the head off whichever poor simp draws the short straw and picks up my call.
I cannot in good conscience plague you folks with the details of what happened next, other than to say IDIOTS IDIOTS IDIOTS and apparently I'm fine for now but will need to revisit all this in April.
Stay tuned for more thrilling #MAHealthConnector adventures! Or better yet, mute that hashtag so they won't afflict your timeline anymore.