Mastodawn

Roses are red,
Your passport is blue.
Now stand over there,
In that very long queue.

@alanferrier roses are reddish, violets are blueish, Detective Chief Inspector Morse had a sidekick called Lewis

@alanferrier there’s a story behind this poem…

@alanferrier The other countries are just humouring our national pastime.

@alanferrier
My passport is green,
a color so fine
That means I go through
a much longer line

@alanferrier *snickers in Irish passport*

@monsoonrains @alanferrier bribing an immigration official with a Snickers in your passport is not acceptable. Even if you're Irish.

Mmm... I can see Foil, Arms & Hogg making a sketch out of that.

@ysb33r @alanferrier I wouldn't know! I don't have to do it.

Can’t stop laughing…!! This is brilliant.💓✈️