Me: “Maybe I should re-wire my desk.”

My iPhone: “Bro, you have 32 things due/overdue.”

@ismh how are you supposed to get anything done with all these wires all over the place
@ismh Productive Procrastination ftw!
@ismh Always good to know I'm not alone in this eternal struggle 🤣
@ismh make sure to turn this on:
@BasicAppleGuy @ismh as someone who just spent an hour under the sink putting in a new faucet, I could have used this
@BasicAppleGuy @ismh Call it cable management if you like. Sure looks like wrestling with a forked tail viper in a bunker to me.
@ismh why is your iPhone reading you my iPhone?
@ismh For me, the order in which those statements are uttered is flipped.
@ismh guess you’ll have to table them
@ismh *adds wire management to task list and moves it to the top*
@ismh Think how fast you’d get those things done with a freshly rewired desk!
@ismh me, at least once a week.
@ismh But the re-wiring can be a YouTube idea, blog post, and topic on at least one podcast!