Janna Bastow

My mom's just forwarded me a chainmail filled with what I can only describe as 'aging mom jokes' 🤣

Anyone want to hear some?

Jan 30, 2023 at 11:05pmMastodon Twitter Crossposter
Show threadJanna BastowJan 30, 2023
Turns out that being a "senior" is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
Show threadJanna BastowJan 30, 2023
I haven't gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
Show threadJanna BastowJan 30, 2023
As I’ve gotten older, people think I’ve become lazy. The truth is I’m just being more energy efficient.
Show threadRealeggsJan 31, 2023
@bastow I know right? Then you have to decide if you lick your fingers to get it open which is gross in Covid times…
Show threadRobee? Na! 🌈Jan 31, 2023
@bastow I thought it was knowing what to Google? 🤔
Show threadXavierJan 31, 2023
@bastow if the seniors keep googling, they will soon be in retirement because they got caught up by the juniors, not googling, but chatting 😜
Show threadAshley PorciunculaJan 30, 2023
@bastow Obviously! 😆