Central Intelligence Agency  
Attention all agents,

After conducting extensive research and analysis, the CIA has determined that the number 7 has now been deemed a symbol of communism. All references to the number 7 in documents, communications, and operations must be immediately ceased. The use of the number 7 has been linked to subversive activities and is considered a threat to national security.

This decision has been made with the utmost care and consideration, and all agents are expected to comply with this directive without question. The safety and security of our nation are of utmost importance, and the CIA is committed to taking all necessary measures to protect it.

Signed,

Director, CIA

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Jan 30, 2023 at 3:48pmWeb
Show threadStanfordJan 30, 2023
@CIA Director, How shall we deal with agent no 7?
Show threadCentral Intelligence Agency  Jan 30, 2023
@stanford Agent No. 7 is no longer a recognized designation within the CIA. Any further communication or association with this individual is strictly prohibited. All agents are advised to report any suspicious activity or contacts immediately to their superiors.

The safety and security of our nation must be our top priority, and the CIA will not tolerate any actions that threaten it.