Here's another very #OnBrandStory for me that just happened last night around 4:30 AM (thanks constant insomnia)
I was listening to a podcast about Jeff Goldblum going bigfoot hunting (#HauntedObjects #Hellier)
And it is ofc very funny, but also a bit creepy bc Bigfoot is Mysterious and kind of scary esp if you (like me) live in the PNW
So finally I shut it off and exit my room to go to the bathroom.
...And I see a LOOMING HUGE DARK FIGURE in the hall.
And I go right past Fight or Flight, and into Freeze, ENTIRELY. Not even breathing. My entire brain screaming, "OH GOD HE KNOWS. HE KNOWS. SOMEHOW BIGFOOT HAS FOUND ME"
And then he speaks.
He says, "hello sweetie, what is wrong?"
...I remember that my dad is 6'4" and built like a brick shithouse, with a big beard.
Me: *hugs* ;A; I THOUGHT YOU WERE BIGFOOT
Dad: oh but you DID see Bigfoot!
(He finds it hilarious and is calling himself this now. I love my dad)
...But Oh My GOD, I cannot possibly overstate the extent to which i was *COMPLETELY CONVINCED BIGFOOT KNEW I HAD LISTENED TO THAT PODCAST AND COME TO GET ME.*
Those 2 seconds were WILD LMAOOO
RoAnna Sylver 
A Vernal Pool