It's times like this that I find I'm terribly irritated that I'm not a talented countertenor.

#countertenors #countertenorsROCK

@rakontisto There was an express route to that, but you would’ve had to take it when you were a boy. Oh wait, they don’t do that anymore.
#castrati
@Vancouvery Yeah, and I'm really not a fan of that boy choir/castrati sound. Too English and Purcell-y. Give me a burly bearded dude singing in an alto soprano register and I'm golden.