Dan SteffenJan 12, 2023
Riker Googling
how do I know if i'm in the wrong timeline
Jan 12, 2023 at 5:13pmWeb
Show threadDakJan 12, 2023
@RikerGoogling Check your facial hair.
Show threadHippie Scuba SteveJan 12, 2023
@RikerGoogling If you see Doc Brown and his Delorean show up all of a sudden, you're in the wrong timeline.
Show threadRoberto TakataJan 12, 2023
@RikerGoogling If Donald Trump's tweets appear in your timeline, then you are in the wrong timeline.
Show threadChristopher KybaJan 12, 2023
@RikerGoogling Ask Guinan. Unless your response is "who's Guinan", in which case you are in the wrong timeline.
Show threadTheta SigmaJan 12, 2023

@RikerGoogling try murdering your grandfather before your parents were conceived. If you’re in the wrong timeline it won’t affect you. If you’re in the right one, you’ll cease to exist and create a temporal paradox that will destroy the universe.

So a win-win situation.

Show threado ifrit 🌱Jan 12, 2023
@RikerGoogling @james I'm here too, you are in the bizarre timeline.
Show threadjsledJan 12, 2023
@RikerGoogling you and me both, buddy
Show threadAngry CentristJan 12, 2023
@RikerGoogling You should probably worry more if you think this pit of insanity might be the RIGHT timeline! 😎
Show threadashleyJan 12, 2023
@RikerGoogling the people on sliders were pretty good at figuring this out
Show threadScarabJan 13, 2023
@rabcyr @RikerGoogling They made a mistake at least once, though (they were home, thought they weren't, moved on). Continuum Drag podcast is covering Sliders episodes, started with a discussion of the premiere this week!
Show threadLizardJan 12, 2023
@RikerGoogling Airships. Instant sign you're in a parallel world. Lots of airships.
Show threadjuanejotJan 12, 2023
@RikerGoogling If in your timeline “Kelvinator” was just an ancient American brand of home appliances, then you’re in the wrong timeline. Also, sorry: reversing-engineering a de-Kelvinator from a refrigerator will be a tall order.
Show threadJennaFurJan 12, 2023
@RikerGoogling if you remember fruit of the loom having a cornucopia
Show threadAdara AstinJan 12, 2023
@RikerGoogling If you have to ask...
Show threadRoy WigginsJan 12, 2023
@RikerGoogling zeppelins mostly
Show threadCenelindJan 12, 2023
@RikerGoogling Read the Tao Teh-Ching? Pretty sure wrong timelines are unpossible.
But then, maybe none of us exist.
Show threadThe Chris DantesJan 12, 2023
@RikerGoogling Do those around you have goatees?
Show threadsteve mookie kong 🐰Jan 12, 2023
@RikerGoogling @donmelton

The trickier question is: Which Riker are you? William or Thomas?
Show threadRydelfoxJan 12, 2023
@RikerGoogling Look to your right. If there's no other timeline there, then you're in the right timeline.
Show threadVictor LewisJan 13, 2023
@RikerGoogling fork() returns 1
Show threadTammy Garrison, MLISJan 13, 2023
@RikerGoogling if you are asking, then yes you are.
Show threadRaven LuniJan 13, 2023
@RikerGoogling Not sure about timeline but this is the empire universe.
Show threadAT-AT Assault 🏳️‍⚧️Jan 13, 2023
@RikerGoogling Ask where you can buy some transparent aluminum. Protip, we don't have it here.
Show threadice.cream.assassinJan 13, 2023
@RikerGoogling
Show threadDinCA 🏳️‍🌈 🎾 🐶 🖖🥄Jan 13, 2023
@RikerGoogling if you don't find yourself attracted to Andorians.
Show threadedgeoforever 🍎Jan 13, 2023
@RikerGoogling Farscape had a good guide to it. Find the most absurd discrepancy (GOP in power) gtfo!