Law of transportation startups:
All transportation startup ideas are just worse trains

@femphysics FACTS

"So we were thinking dedicated self driving car lanes"
"If we hoist these autonomous pods up above traffic and have them run on demand, they can link to save power"
"Cars! In a tunnel!"

JUST BUILD TRAINS YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKWITS

@iyalei @femphysics but that's not #futuristic and #cool looking, so when #Elon doesn't go out of his way to do the #Hyperloop scam solely to sabotage #CHSR (#California #HighSpeedRail) you can see shitty #TechBros doing other grifts like the #Ottobahn, which is what happens when someone had a bad LSD trip on the #Wuppertal #Dangletrain:

Yoi get a shittier & absurdly more complex overhead-#monorail for rich #Wankers, cuz #Pods instead of #Cabins!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy5UtabeVAQ

ottobahn - the next level of mobility.

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@iyalei @femphysics also note it didn't take 85 seconds into the video for them to lie:

A single #pod coasting in a small office circle is not a "full-scale prototype", that's not even a full-scale maintenance depot...

And for some reason these #grifters are more successful than #Siemens who basically deliver the same (#SAFEGE-Style System) but as turnkey-ready setups AND in a comfiguration that is at least somewhat makes sense as #PublicTransport...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeYTtlXywUI

Why Does Germany Build Suspended Monorails (When Almost Nobody Else Does)?

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@iyalei @femphysics I mean it's not as bad as #Monorail which have 0 technology sharing or transfer from overhead-monorails that use the same steel beams and steel wheels as regular railways and can use the same switch technology...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f__nhlHC1g

Why Monorails Are A Bad Idea

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@iyalei @femphysics I mean, I find #CarCentrism to be utter bullshit and a scam at best.

Like the whole concept of suburbia...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IsMeKl-Sv0

Why American Cities Are Broke - The Growth Ponzi Scheme [ST03]

This is the 3rd video in the Strong Towns series, and is probably the most important core topic: the fact that American car-dependant cities are financially ...

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Elon Musk's Loop is a Bizarrely Stupid Idea

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Elon Musk's Dugout Loop - The Disaster That Almost Happened

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@kkarhan @iyalei @femphysics so um, how many passengers does Otto hold? Because I’m not seeing the workability here as far as commuter density. Or is just government subsidized rails for a folks with big privilege ?

@CatDragon @iyalei @femphysics If you look closely, those "#pods" are absurdly small.

Their #CGI bs only shows single occupants but let's give them the doubt and claim they can hold 2-4 maximum...

So yeah, it's a grift to steal tax funding better used for public transport and make something worse than self-driving taxis & minibuses with an overly complex and pricy system that won't have the economics of scale to be affordable for the average wageworker!

@CatDragon @iyalei @femphysics But then again we had "transport ministers" that fanboy #ElonMusk, waste money on #Transrapid - #MAGLEV instead of forcing state-owned #DeutscheBahn to not let infrastructurr fall into disrepair and close-down thusands of kilometers of railway and that think that bs like #Volocopter aka "flying #Taxi" with some fancy #helicopters are a viable way to commute.

@CatDragon @iyalei @femphysics OFC #VTOL's are eben worse than private jets as even the biggest and "disruptively economical" ones like the #AW609 have total operational costs of U$D 875/h - not including the pilots' pay - and can barely hold a dozen people.

Again: #Taxis but worse and more expensive, so not affordable even for people earning trice the #MinimumWage...

@CatDragon @iyalei @femphysics in the end, #Ottobahn - even if it ends overcrowded like the #TeslaTunnels - is even being outmatched by the smallest #Dangletrain (#Düsseldorf #SkyTrain) and doesn't even compete with the #Chiba overhead #monorail...

It's absolutely.useless and the fact that they seemed to have been given a testing area in the overpriced and overcrowded vicinity of Munich speaks volumes about #lobbyism...

https://mastodon.world/@CatDragon/109673301937762612

Catherine is Tired (@[email protected])

@[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] so um, how many passengers does Otto hold? Because I’m not seeing the workability here as far as commuter density. Or is just government subsidized rails for a folks with big privilege ?

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