me 5 minutes after buying something on the internet
@lolennui me the moment the send the tracking number and every single time I check it obsessively until I lose hope. Usually it arrives the next day
@lolennui yeah, that’s pretty accurate
@lolennui and if the order was for something boring like socks and a nail clipper… same.

@lolennui "where delivery?"

But yeah, that's pretty much accurate.... 🤣

@lolennui is it waiting for delivery, or starting to think you don’t need that thing you just ordered?
@lolennui me too, except I'm already frantically trying to track the exact location of the package.
@lolennui This is me exactly 30 minutes after I order food
@lolennui waiting for the drone delivery
@lolennui I'm exactly the same. And I need a tracking number NOW!
@lolennui Absolutely same, I'm like ... I ordered a few minutes ago now, why no dispatch confirmation? Why are you doing this to me? #internetlife
@lolennui yeah i am not standing at the window because i am lazy but i keep refreshing the tracking info