Lesley Carhart 

My payday Amazon cart currently consists of:

  • bulk Takis

  • a discount gaming mouse

  • soda pop flavored stevia

  • a hamster calendar

  • bulk melatonin soda water

  • lipgloss in “trophy wife”

  • miscellaneous scotch locks

I’m an extremely healthy, adjusted adult human being.

Jan 5, 2023 at 8:32amWeb
Show threadgrenJan 5, 2023
@hacks4pancakes wait melatonin soda water is a thing???
Show threadLesley Carhart Jan 5, 2023
@gren Yeah if you live somewhere it's legal, it's called Som
Show threadHashfastr Jan 5, 2023
@hacks4pancakes there’s melatonin soda water????
Show threadHashfastr Jan 5, 2023

@hacks4pancakes fuckkkkk this shits expensive, $30 for 12 at $2.5 per.

https://a.co/d/ejiIMsn

Show threadLesley Carhart Jan 5, 2023
@hashfastr they know their desperate audience
Show threadMartin Lien Jan 5, 2023
@hacks4pancakes melatonin soda 🤯
Show threadMichael GurskiJan 5, 2023
@hacks4pancakes gee, I just bought an UPS, and stressed about DWPD vs TBW ratings of NVMe and 2.5" SSD flash drives. I need to expand...
Show threadWendy NatherJan 5, 2023
@hacks4pancakes You’re my role model. 😍
Show threadTabascoEyeJan 5, 2023
@hacks4pancakes haven't had Takis in years 😢
Show threadLesley Carhart Jan 5, 2023
@TabascoEye terrible given your handle
Show threadDennis Faucher  Jan 5, 2023
@hacks4pancakes That's a pretty wholesome list. Also an easy way for your mentees to "pay what you can".
Show threadmulti_task_king 💻Jan 5, 2023
@hacks4pancakes treat yo self!
Show threadMatt BowenJan 5, 2023
@hacks4pancakes please tell us more about this calendar
Show threadLesley Carhart Jan 5, 2023
@mattbowen I will update monthly
Show threadAltytwo Altryness, BS Jan 5, 2023
@hacks4pancakes I mean, at least you don’t run an account where you pretend to not be you. So you’ve got that much further to fall, eh? =D
Show threadCorn Anon Jan 5, 2023
@whereisthespai @hacks4pancakes just @ me, you coward!!! 🌽😾🌽
Show threadjohnchimentJan 5, 2023

@hacks4pancakes when available, the Topatio flavored Doritos are amazing.

Takis are good, but when I see anyone selling Topatio Doritos…

Show threadNick 'The Viking'Jan 5, 2023

@hacks4pancakes

You need some ammo too, right?

Is "trophy wife" the quantity, the color, or the fragrance?

Show threadLesley Carhart Jan 5, 2023
@nlarson830 I can't buy ammo on Amazon. Well, except arrows.
Show threadNick 'The Viking'Jan 5, 2023

@hacks4pancakes

I'm not a hunter but I once saw film of an archer hunting duck on the fly with a longbow. <IIRC, perhaps a compound but it was on B&W TV>

Arrows are great ammo!

Show threadLesley Carhart Jan 5, 2023
@nlarson830 the color I guess
Show threadNick 'The Viking'Jan 5, 2023
@hacks4pancakes 😁
Show threadAsymmetricblueJan 5, 2023
@hacks4pancakes https://youtu.be/7YLy4j8EZIk
Y.N.RichKids - Hot Cheetos & Takis [HD]

YouTube
Show threadHelix Jan 5, 2023

@hacks4pancakes

Is Melatonin water even legal to obtain?

Sounds dangerous

Show threadDethe ElzaJan 5, 2023
@hacks4pancakes I had to look up scotch locks. Wire connectors, not a way to secure your Scotch, right?
Show threadAlexJan 5, 2023
@hacks4pancakes I see nothing wrong with this list…. Takis are the best!
Show threadChris AndersonJan 5, 2023
@hacks4pancakes my 7yo asked me what being mature means. I realized I do a lot of things I consider immature as I was giving examplea O_O