Eventually, someone's going to make a more minimal version of Mastodon. It will simply be called:

Mast

@atomicpoet I have an even better plan. 😎
@atomicpoet That's actually a good idea

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i guess we're about 2 years before it

@atomicpoet Best used with the Android app "Odon" or the Apple app iMast
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I think Mast in Persian means drunk. Perfect.