@lowqualityfacts or it could be that Texans exaggerate

@lowqualityfacts This actually is true. The 18thC philosopher Giambattista Vico theorised that the reason the Bible says "There were giants in those days" was because standards of hygiene were low and babies were allowed to sit in soiled clothing and the faecal matter acted like garden manure and made them grow larger.

@lowqualityfacts explains many a Texas woman's hair.

@lowqualityfacts Except brain cells. 🫢 #OhNoHeDidnt #sorrynotsorry

@lowqualityfacts in west Texas, there's so much empty space that things naturally grow bigger. Especially egos.