Is there any mastobators out there that are spending the holidays with insufferable family members? I want to hear from you…I’m ready to tread through the snow, hitchhike to the airport and flee. My mother-in-law is…complicated. #holidayswithFamily #MonsterInLaw
@DangerousFruit
For one family member, there’s a ground rule: Any topic whose opening sentence can plausibly be postfixed with “… as seen on Fox News”, has to be ‘enjoyed’ at least fifty feet from any window or entrance. Message from the Surgeon General: Stopping Fox News now will greatly increase your health.
It gets the point across.