DirtyOldTown (@[email protected])

You know what they should make? A printer that prints when you tell it to print. One that doesn't arbitrarily lose connection. One that won't jam. One that won't decide it can't print a B&W page because it's out of magenta. One that doesn't swear it's out of paper when there are 25 sheets left. One that won't repay you for reloading by immediately fucking jamming. One that won't refuse to print a single page for a meeting by deciding today is a good day for a cleaning cycle. One that won't make you think, "Hey... I should find the home address of this fucking company's CEO. I should buy the first ticket out there, I should rent a car and leave directly from the airport and go straight to his house. I should run up to this fucking guy while he's playing with his kids in his yard and push him into the mud. And I'd yell, "That's what you fucking get!" And I'd look at his crying kids and say, "Did you know your father was a fucking failure?" They should make a printer like that.