Wouldn’t it be funny if he just straight up banned everyone who voted yes https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097?s=46&t=5o8homCEJkQ0waH9RCDExw
Elon Musk on Twitter

“Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.”

Twitter

@b_fung

#musk is a complete coward. He hides behind polls to make decisions he knows people won’t like:

“oh well, I’m just abiding by what the people want.”

And now he doesn’t even have the balls to step down on his own. He’s so afraid of appearing weak, he needs this poll to do what he already knows needs to be done.

#Musk #Twitter

@smadre75 @b_fung no way to know if these polls aren’t rigged. He puts them up just so he can claim he’s being fair.
@smadre75 @b_fung also hope you’ll start posting some of you work here. I started learning recently and love hyper realism.
@smadre75 @b_fung
%100
Transparent excuse to give up without having to admit that he failed
@b_fung I get that he is trying to diffuse responsibility by eventually putting a “yes man” in charge to deflect future blame, but making major corporate decisions by Twitter polls is churlish and naive on just so many levels.
@tdverstynen @b_fung This is exactly what’s going on.

@b_fung rick and morty evil morty haircut scene

https://youtu.be/duJKvDndclQ?t=53

Evil morty becomes the president of the citadel HD scene

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@b_fung He has 11 hours to go, then he unleashes his bots.
@b_fung Turns out it's a quick hop from running Twitter to ruining Twitter.
@b_fung oh geez that’s a good point. He could be. Probably I will lose my twitter account in 11 hours.
@b_fung I'd believe anything at this point
@b_fung I'm curious what's the reaction to $TSLA will be tomorrow
@b_fung I was thinking that also

@b_fung

Trying to stem the Tesla bleeding at market open?

@b_fung Crossed my mind. I mean if it’s just to build pro-Elon army it could happen.
@b_fung I’m assuming that’s what he will do! 😂
@b_fung Elon still gagging for engagement I see 🙄
@b_fung I'm hoping he does, give me an excuse to finally be free of any excuse to go back to that place.
@b_fung I kinda hope he does so I can finally be free.
@b_fung I have several alt Twitter accounts I don't use that I could use to vote in if I really wanted to.
@b_fung he should just ban everyone who votes at all
@kkeller @b_fung he should ban everybody, period. Then it can just be him and a small army of bots that retweet his every thought so he finally gets the validation he needs.
@b_fung is that a poll question?
@b_fung I voted no. The cocky little man needs to eat crow and live with the stress and embarrassment of his decisions like the rest of us proletariats.

@b_fung Yes.

Would it be funny if everyone voting had the same anxious thought just before clicking "yes."?

@b_fung I actually was expecting that when I voted.
@b_fung That's not an impossibility...
@b_fung he is so unstable...he is unfit to be involved in space travel...yet alone social media. I don't trust his decision making on cars people drive either...he is a danger on so many levels
@b_fung @mmasnick 100% YES! I would, of course, be banned.
@b_fung it sure would, but he’s probably already decided to step down and is using a straw poll as cover.

@b_fung his predictable and consistent behavior with "polls" he runs has been to have made the decision well before actually making the poll so as to make it seem like he's going by people's will. We've seen this before where he'd already filed documents or started selling stocks days before setting up a poll. I don't see how this "poll" is any different. 🙄

#ElonMuskIsAGiantTurd #ElonMuskIsAPhoney

@b_fung I had same thought!😂
@b_fung Don't give the ahole oxygen...ignore him. Vote with your feet....spend your energy boosting Mastodon.
@b_fung that’s why I voted yes! Bet he’s gonna run down the yes votes real quick.
@b_fung on balance, it would be better if he did. force us all to abandon the decaying husk

@b_fung pretty shure he will - after all, #ElonMusk sells #BulkAccess to #Twitter's #backend including #DirectMessages to #facists.

He himself is a white facist as proven.

Any questions??

@b_fung worth logging back in to participate in a little democracy within a theocracy.
@b_fung I’d bet $99 worth of NFTs that Skum is going to step down either way. This was all a rash decision and he’s in way over his head.
@b_fung I definitely signed up for the naughty list...
@b_fung I fully anticipate this 😆 voted anyways 🍿
@b_fung I had the same thought. Still voted yes
@b_fung that’s just what I was thinking!!