infosystir

Hear me out.....

@defcon the musical

Dec 10, 2022 at 11:38pmWeb
Show threadAnaDec 10, 2022
@infosystir @defcon ABSOLUTELY
Show threadAnaDec 11, 2022
@infosystir I've been thinking about this and I think it would be fun if it was a chess the musical style show, where they have a red team and blue team choir in the background, and the first song is essentially an introduction to basic terminology. I also think there should be an assembly register dance number 👍 now we just need a plot
Show threadPepijn BruienneDec 10, 2022
@infosystir @defcon Showstopper: Defying Policy 🧹📜
Show threadJohn GreyDec 10, 2022
@infosystir @defcon Step and ...1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 and turn
Show threadfemavenDec 10, 2022
@infosystir @defcon or lan party the musical. I think a ctf could be a good setting for a musical too.
Show threadInfoSecSherpaDec 10, 2022
@infosystir @defcon YES cc: @triciakickssaas
Show threadZach PerlmanDec 11, 2022
@infosystir I usually hate musicals but consider me interested.
Show threadFennix Dec 11, 2022

@infosystir @defcon

I'm the very model of an infosec professional,

I've information terminal, exploitable and scannable,

The Hacker Manifesto is an essay very quotable,

From Maskelyne to Captain Crunch to Stuxnet hacks historical,

*And so on

To the tune of Modern Major-General from Pirates of Penzance.

Show threadBagheeraAltered ​ Dec 11, 2022
@infosystir @defcon that's a lot of Souixoe and the bandshees
Show threadZuckeyDec 11, 2022
@infosystir @defcon 😳😂
Show threadKB6NZVDec 11, 2022
@infosystir @defcon
Through interpretive dance?
Show threadinfosystirDec 11, 2022
@kb6nzv @defcon I sure hope so
Show threadjubeiDec 11, 2022
@infosystir @defcon would there be blood seats like Evil Dead The Musical?
Show threadCenobyte Dec 11, 2022
@infosystir @defcon I’m down with that!
Show threadNoidDec 11, 2022
@infosystir @defcon I would like to be in the chorus line of goons for this one
Show threadCarpeDiemT3ch Dec 11, 2022
@infosystir @defcon I’d watch it 
Show threadFunctional SecurityDec 11, 2022
@infosystir You might want to stop by hacker karaoke to assess the talent pool.
Show threadStiv KupchikDec 11, 2022
@infosystir @defcon or at least make all talks in spoken or slam poetry
Show threadOfficially Tara 🕷️  🌹Dec 12, 2022

@kupsul @infosystir @defcon

new life goal: defcon talk in the style of def poetry

Show threadKatie Moussouris (she/her)🥜👋🏼Dec 12, 2022
@infosystir @defcon and that’s how I won Drunk Hacker History
(it’s funny because it’s true)
Show threadTakel Dec 12, 2022
@infosystir @defcon featuring a special performance of the music video for Rhythm Nation by Janet Jackson
Show threadPaul HornDec 12, 2022
@defcon @infosystir musical direction by @SomaFMrusty
Show threadmav Dec 12, 2022

@infosystir @defcon

noob: sees a buffer overflow
*music swells*

Show threadmav Dec 12, 2022

@infosystir @defcon

I could show you some vulns
Critical, obvious, numerous

Show threadmontagDec 12, 2022
@infosystir It'd better have some people in those inflatable dinosaur costumes or it isn't really defcon.
Show threadThat Anonymous CowardDec 12, 2022

@infosystir @defcon

o/~ ITS ALWAYS DNS!!!!! o/~

And I looked deep down to the bottom of the code to see what there was to find, and I looked deep down to the bottom of the code and I cried, I cried...
I found nothing, no comments, no smiley faces, nothing!

One leaked AWS password, every little lateral is all it takes...
One unpatched SQL injection, total control I'll take...
One APT and suddenly your base belong to me...
How much will you pay me, I'll drain your bank accounts and see...

Show threadFyzzlefryDec 12, 2022
@infosystir @defcon I'm into chiptunes
Show threadJohn WDec 12, 2022
@infosystir @defcon but animated with South Park characters