Visiting Mum in hospital this afternoon:
Dad: Alfred and Sue have spent two days building you a ramp for when you come home.
Mum: (to me) Oh good. Can I press the button to make it go up and down whenever I want?
Bloody parental expectations!
Rip it up and start again! <Looks on Ebay for hydraulics>
😂
Mum is clearly getting better. 👍