A gritty reboot of Gilligan’s Island where right off the bat The Professor suggests eating the Howells
They quickly deduce, as the TV audience did, that the professor only spouts smart-sounding, #scientifical hogwash.
Maybe Gilligan shakes off his nice guy persona & brutally takes charge in imitation of what happened IRL with the deadly, grotesque, Clipperton Island fiasco. Apocalypse Now meets Caligula meets the Donner Party.
If it can keep its sense of humor (Fido, Zombieland, This is the End) then ink it. Tough sledding, though, and you'll never sell another screenplay!