My work here is done.
#WhenYouHaveOneJob #WreakHavoc
@LaurieGShannon And that is why we have a pathetic looking "wall tree"
@LaurieGShannon I am bracing for this same inevitable outcome at my own home.
Cat: did you not hear me when I said…"I wanted the tree in the opposite corner?"
Now fill my bowl, I’m feeling a bit peckish!
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Yup! That’s my current profile pic. Purrfect!

@LaurieGShannon @TLB73 this reminds me of that tv/movie trope where the bad-ass dude walks slowly toward the camera with a burning/exploding vehicle in the background.

E.g. Breaking Bad, when the twins set the migrant-smuggling hay truck on fire

@LaurieGShannon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LaurieGShannon I have her twin, who perfected a 5 second run starting in the dining room, across the living room, to the top of the tree.
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This has some Discworld vibes to me.
@LaurieGShannon 🤣🤣🎄 We used to wire ours to a ceiling beam. Just kept the tree up, though. Didn't stop the destruction of the ornaments. 😳
@LaurieGShannon 🙌😂🤣 If I had a cat/cats I would put up a tree specifically for them to climb. No ornaments, just to climb …and smell like a freshly cut tree.
@LaurieGShannon doesn't even need sunglasses to pull it off.
@LaurieGShannon this is the cat equivalent of the slowly walking away from the explosion shot.
@LaurieGShannon That's why we gave up real trees. 😂
@LaurieGShannon Nice shot of the smug walk away!
@LaurieGShannon how do you pin someone else’s post to your profile? I love this pic! 
@LaurieGShannon ok, I had to follow you after seeing this post. Loving posts of cats displaying attitude (even if we're putting words into their little fierce mouths.)
@LaurieGShannon Cool cats don't look at "fallen" Christmas trees.
@LaurieGShannon I had a cat that would do this EVERY Christmas, we finally 0ut a Hoka in the wall a tied a rope around the tree and looped it to hook. Problem solved.
@LaurieGShannon And I have a new banner!
@LaurieGShannon Piffle. I see no shattered ornaments.
@LaurieGShannon A fearless kitty-cat, just like ours!
@LaurieGShannon I feel so good! They just want to see world burns
@LaurieGShannon such a cat thing to do 😂😂😂
@LaurieGShannon uh-oh @leftytuttle...looks like Mikey Mischief 🐈‍⬛