HO HO HO! The people have spoken!

Despite offering alternative options, you have overwhelmingly voted in favour of me breaking in, eating your food, and dumping the presents under a tree in the middle of the night.

I wonder if complex global issues aren’t best solved with a poll on social media?

#elonmusk #twitter

@Santaclaus I want alt text for Christmas, dear Santa.
@Jiriki HO HO OH alright then, because you’re on the nice list… I’ve added it
@Santaclaus Thank you so much, Santa! You can break into my home any time.🤗