Kate Branden
The Volatile MermaidGive her what she really wants this holiday season. Death to the patriarchy, an ancient tome of curses from the forest witch, the hearts of her enemies, and deep pockets in every dress and pair of pants.
The Lady (La Donna)@OhNoSheTwitnt at the very least give pockets. The cruelty of pocket sized devices and clothing with no pockets...
Richard K 
@OhNoSheTwitnt cargo dresses?
CB Uí Foghlú@RichSPK @OhNoSheTwitnt Start production ASAP!
Nancy Mittens@RichSPK @OhNoSheTwitnt I have cargo skirts!
Brian Hawthorne@OhNoSheTwitnt @NancyMittens @RichSPK My favorite green skirt had two deep side pockets sewn into the seams just below the waist.
Heidi61@OhNoSheTwitnt another yes for the pockets. I don’t care if it #SpoilsTheLineOfTheClothing I am a human with lumps and need somewhere to carry my crap.
ChicaGo
@Lee_in_Iowa@OhNoSheTwitnt It’s amazingly freeing not to lash a heavy sack of “stuff” to yourself every time you walk out your door. I’ve begun a regime of tucking a PuffsPlus, driver’s license, and credit card into a jacket pocket and bravely going forth, sans purse.
Lavinia@OhNoSheTwitnt if men’s clothing had no pockets, we would see change overnight…oh, and same for all that other stuff too
NotWokeButTha->ThinksIAm@OhNoSheTwitnt where does one find these pocketed pants for ladies lol
Marnina Norys, PhD ✅@CRKD I found a pair of mens pants that fit and was over the moon with the rooomy pockets. There's even a little pocket at the base of giant pocket my whole hands fit into.
considerate@OhNoSheTwitnt shared this with my partner. She said this checks all the boxes for her.
iGaia@OhNoSheTwitnt I’m here to say, the label “Madewell” has some worthwhile pockets…….
Bdzyd@OhNoSheTwitnt you had me at deep pockets.
Rachel MartinRight? I'm currently "borrowing" a pair of my honey's lounge-y pants, and let me tell you ... the deep pockets are so very nice. My phone no longer wants to slide out onto the floor with just the wee-est bit of jostling.
3nzof3rrari3@OhNoSheTwitnt save their natural habitats!
Mrs O@OhNoSheTwitnt yes, especially the pockets
1 3₂+7@OhNoSheTwitnt I checked the usual stores, I couldn't find it anywhere, guess they were out 🤷
Nancy Black@OhNoSheTwitnt
We really mean it about those pockets
We really mean it about those pockets
Tina 
@OhNoSheTwitnt YES!!! YES!!! AND HELL YES!!!!!
Colette@OhNoSheTwitnt the Patriarchy is terrified of pockets because it knows we'll topple it once we can stop carrying bags. #PocketsInAllClothing
Bc Clarity Carlton-Martin@OhNoSheTwitnt And Lube. She needs some I think.
Butchie!@OhNoSheTwitnt And the tears of her vanquished enemies. Salty but tasty. Perfect aperitif.
Mer@OhNoSheTwitnt O HAI. Glad yr here.
🗽☆ Lisa ☆🗽@OhNoSheTwitnt
HELL YEAH! But I'll buy it for myself 😂
HELL YEAH! But I'll buy it for myself 😂
John Shirley@OhNoSheTwitnt At last I understand women!
Dennis Jernberg@JohnShirley2023 @OhNoSheTwitnt This has in fact been my sentiment since I was a kid.
Translator @ TRADCO@OhNoSheTwitnt Louder for those who are still in doubt:-)
@OhNoSheTwitnt Love this
Lori S 
@OhNoSheTwitnt exactly!! All about the pockets. In fact, a primary decision criteria now!
(•̀ᴗ•́)و@OhNoSheTwitnt I recognize your handle from The Twit but I can't place you. I know we're both here for the same reason though 🍻
Pari Moon-Forest
clarissa@OhNoSheTwitnt "but doctor, I *am* the forest witch!"
Tor@left_adjoint well then, give the forest witch what she really wants (a t4t relationship)
Femme Malheureuse@OhNoSheTwitnt So glad to see this again.
Really, I can do nearly everything else for myself if I just have pockets big enough for my switchblade, a pen, a lighter, a bit of duct tape, and facial tissues.
I would like a little helping taking down the patriarchy, though.
Happy solstice and a pleasant Makahiki season!
Theta Sigma
Exiled New Yorker- Connie@OhNoSheTwitnt
Forest witch you say?
One might have a care going in that direction.
We will need ingredients too.
Rusty pins, broken mirrors, a little wasp nest, a few herbs here and there.
greeen 🌳@OhNoSheTwitnt Yes, please!
Catherine Berry@OhNoSheTwitnt , how did you get ahold of my wish list??
BridgetCryerRolley@OhNoSheTwitnt totally yes to pockets! And not those silly ones that are sewn shut.
Lady Gee@OhNoSheTwitnt You’re here!!! Yay!!!
Davi Vignola@OhNoSheTwitnt You're forgetting the ability to turn into a flock of ravens with a screech, but yeah, just about perfect
Paul Cantrell@OhNoSheTwitnt Does anyone know where to find death to the patriarchy? Everywhere I checked is out of stock, or no longer carrying it. 😠
Morgan BiscupHow'd you find my Christmas list?
And maybe an afternoon all to myself. If I want to add the impossible onto the list. 😜
Karoline 
@OhNoSheTwitnt No secret to what women want - this is it exactly!
Lara@OhNoSheTwitnt Incredible how perfect this matches my wishlist.
@OhNoSheTwitnt
I would like heads rather than hearts, but otherwise....
I would like heads rather than hearts, but otherwise....
NashaWriter
Maisie Summers@OhNoSheTwitnt
TBH I'd be happy with just the pockets.
TBH I'd be happy with just the pockets.
Dr M@OhNoSheTwitnt ill settle for just the pockets that fit my pants. I pay $25 for a big deep pocket to be added to my skirts and dresses
Chickgonebad@OhNoSheTwitnt @CP93 yaaaaaaaaas
Ms AB ☕@OhNoSheTwitnt Honestly just the pockets would be fine.
@OhNoSheTwitnt I'd be happy with equal pay and full access to medical services. And then there's the climate mess men got us into as well. And yea, I use this place to scream about it since not much can be done now except to try and not make it even worse than the catastrophe is is. And BTW, good luck.
Terry J. Stroud@OhNoSheTwitnt And she's smart. Because she'll know that you can handle what an ancient tome of curses may bring. Something like the necronomicon would be an altogether different story.
This is why we shoud give women what they want. They know what they want.
PharaohKatt@OhNoSheTwitnt reminds me of the song “Sexist Bullshit” by The Doubleclicks
“The ability to make sexist assholes disappear
Is all I want for christmas, it’s all I want this year
I’m done with catcalls and with shaming
They’ve had their chance to learn, but the patriarchy’s bullshit
And I want to watch it burn”
Queen of Teacups@OhNoSheTwitnt Especially the pockets.