What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?
@AbbyCWL A marketing school dropout
@AbbyCWL - Ouch… That was good enough to get you on “the really naughty list…”
@AbbyCWL
They could've called it
- the hairy fairy
- Pixie trixie
- ho with the blow
But someones better self prevailed

@AbbyCWL @blindboyboatclub is dropping a new podcast tomorrow about the little sh*t - you might wanna check it out

https://zirk.us/@blindboyboatclub@mastodon.scot/109429067730156549

theblindboypodcast (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image Will have a nice podcast for ye in the morning about Elf on the Shelf as a tool of surveillance capitalism via Benthams Panopticon

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@AbbyCWL
HA! I'm still laughing! That was hysterically true 😂😂👍
@AbbyCWL I laughed waaaay too hard at this. 😂
@AbbyCWL Snoop on a Stoop won't narc on you.
@AbbyCWL as a child, I thought the lyrics were “police nabbed my dad”
@AbbyCWL Carol Aebersold and her daughter Chanda Bell
@AbbyCWL ACAB. Yes, this includes Elf on the Shelf