Every millennial I know seems shocked and offended that we're entering middle age, and I completely agree with them.
@charlotteclymer should try "Late 40's".
Them: "So... forty...?"
Me: "Late 40's"
Them: "I need you to be specific."
Me: "Fort..."[hand springs over mouth uncontrollably]
@charlotteclymer That can't be right.
I'm Gen X. For the generation younger than me to hit middle age, I would have to hit middle age first.

@charlotteclymer I turned 40 in June, my sister will be 35 next week, and I just can't wrap my mind around that. It's not even 9:30 at night right now, and I'm in bed, in my pajamas.
When did I get old???? LOL