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God 
When I get to 100,000 followers on Mastodon I will officially bring Mastodons back from extinction.
Boost and favorite this post to help make this happen ASAP.
Go Outside@godpod I so want to be there when it happens.
Peter Fenton @godpod You know you wanna follow God 👀
Newk@godpod They need defenses! Give them lasers or rockets!
Dave
LonesomeDove
Tux 
🪿@Brightdave @Newk @godpod I can't read "lazer beams" without hearing this in my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhmwXpeledY
Green Velvet, Harvard Bass - Lazer Beams (Original Mix) [Relief Records]
Dee In Calgary@godpod Can you make them cat sized this time?
@dee_in_calgary @godpod That would be incredible.
BethanyMini-Mastodons!!!
Stephanie Helms 🏳️⚧️@godpod I see we’ve reached the bargaining stage.
Fiery@sidhra
Is there a cold hard cash stage? 🤔 😹
Is there a cold hard cash stage? 🤔 😹
I'll take it😏
Anthony Kerr (DG)@godpod Thank you God! 🙏 What will it take to bring back the Giant Sloth?
Georgia Joker@godpod FIRST DIBS!!! 😬
Aqiul@godpod can we get them in pink and neon colors this time please?
Moha@godpod following you on earth only brought war and ruins, why should I follow you here again? 😂
Jonathan Marcantel@godpod if You hit 150K, can we have honest-to-You Aurochs as well?
SandraResists@godpod
Can you please bring triceratops back too? They’re adorable.
Can you please bring triceratops back too? They’re adorable.
Ford Eytou
kaffando@godpod
Ummmmmm..........
Ummmmmm..........
Jason Grandt@godpod praise God from whom all Mastodons flow. Praise him all non-extinct creatures here below.
Resident Quokka@godpod How about the diprotodons?
Courtney Heard 🇨🇦@godpod question: may we have them as pets?
MoonBurgers@godlessmom @godpod the important question right here. Some of us are working hard towards our “weird neighbourhood lady with a zoo” accreditation.
Darlene CypserMaybe in miniature?
JonKramer, CIS-HET@godpod Bring back little mini ones that we can have as pets!
Travalerie@JonKramer @godpod nooo! JonKramer. Because all the kooky ppl will get them licensed as ESAs taking them on flights!! poor lil creatures don’t need that kind of abuse
@travalerie @godpod , hear me out: Teacup mastodons.
CassandraMaybe North American house hippo size...
House Hippo
Stephen Tatton
Giraffe Hermitian@godpod Does God need this? interesting.
Prehistoric Goth@godpod can you bring those super tiny elephants back to life too?
@godpod Hi God, I was thinking about getting a Tesla for running errands, but it turns out the company is run by an asshole - would riding one of these make a good alternative? Can you get pannier racks for them, like my bike? I think one should fit in the parking stall at my apartment building. Can I pet it? Should I be concerned about the carbon consumed for feeding it? If it flatulates will it create another ozone hole over Canada? Thank you!
Essjay 🏳️🌈 
A.W.Ford, the Curious CuratorDear @godpod, can you arrange for my mastodon to have orange fur, with minty fresh breath and extra long tusks?
In GeneSus Name, Amen
Stinky Cheese Man@godpod People are working on creating mammoth/elephant hybrids, which is pretty close.
https://archive.ph/stFnC
https://archive.ph/stFnC
twilwel antifascist@deorcsceadu @godpod Watch it! No other God before godpod, okay?
Sloane8686@godpod thank god, I mean you, for coming to mastodon
Cathie English, Ph.D.@godpod Hilarious! Thanks, God.
Trump's bond set at $200,000@godpod Could you please make them tie-dyed and the consistency of steamed summer squash? Thanx!
Craig Jones@godpod it could start a whole new cottage industry, Mastadon woolly jumpers.
The Irish Rovers - The Unicorn Song
Joanna Czechowska@godpod
Isn't that a woolly mammoth and not a mastodon? Sorry to question you ...
Isn't that a woolly mammoth and not a mastodon? Sorry to question you ...
Determinerik 
🇵🇸@JoCzechowska @godpod it is.
He's off to a bad start. Soon he'll be bringing back mammoths and all for nothing...
R Saravanan@JoCzechowska @godpod I noticed that too!
John McChesney-Young@RSarava Ditto. I'm hoping HaShem will bring back both, with the aurochs as a bonus apology for the confusion.
Åtômïč Çøwbēłł 
@JoCzechowska @godpod
Was coming in with the same thing. But since you defied Him first, I probably won’t get damned to Hell for it.
Was coming in with the same thing. But since you defied Him first, I probably won’t get damned to Hell for it.
Clara Listensprechen@godpod Ferguson's already filling God's ears as we speak, I'll wager. That and putting in a good word for Lilly the Pink (Hark! The herald angels still do sing!) If God brings back those silly unicorns, the craic will be almighty
Llinos Mair@godpod Bringing Mastodons back is going to be a Mammoth tusk, oops, task 😏
@godpod @usanchor Let's drink drink drink to Jimmy Ferguson and Lily the Pink.
As for God, I'd like to see him settle that problem with the Orange and the Green on Eire.
youtu.be/-XEDkVHrUWk
As for God, I'd like to see him settle that problem with the Orange and the Green on Eire.
youtu.be/-XEDkVHrUWk
Irish Rovers-Lilly The Pink
@godpod ^^ The Orange and the Green, for those who don't know, is the thing between the Protestants and Catholics. Jimmy Ferguson sang about that too.
youtu.be/Qqs4EbU02As
youtu.be/Qqs4EbU02As
The Irish Rovers - The Orange and the Green - Sung by the late, great Jimmy Ferguson
Xabier Ostale@godpod But you have to follow me back and boost my toots.
I'm devilish.
I'm the one who will feed your mastodons on the ground, you are too high in the clouds.
Besides I don't believe in you.
I'm devilish.
I'm the one who will feed your mastodons on the ground, you are too high in the clouds.
Besides I don't believe in you.
musicalcure@godpod I feel so powerful now, lil me is Bringing them Back! Woooo!😹
Tim Burks@godpod Ask Jeff Goldblum if you should
ʞuᴉԀ ✅@godpod Confirmed: God works for the CIA.
