I am glad that there is unanimity across Mastodon about #PotatoScallops

@sylmobile
๐Ÿ˜’ only a desperately insecure fried potato fancier would post something like that, surely.

Now, letโ€™s see how much of my classical mythology I can remember:
#Eris, goddess of discord, casually threw a delicious, round, golden, deep fried potatoe treat in the middle of the other assembled gods and goddess, and said: โ€œitโ€™s called a #PotatoScallopโ€.
The Eris went to bed early with a good book.

@dropbear @sylmobile @stufromoz
You think itโ€™s best I donโ€™t meddle with the fates?
Fair.

@CactusHaiku @sylmobile
Run, Clem, while you still can

This is only going to end in tears ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚