I am glad that there is unanimity across Mastodon about #PotatoScallops
@Wolfie_Rankin @sylmobile There needs to be a potatocakes.social and it first rule will be… ;)
@theriverfed @sylmobile There's no such thing as "Parmi"?
@sylmobile you mean potato cakes, surely

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Sorry, very clearly Potato cakes...

Also, my first disagreement on Mastodon.

@Spatialmdl @sylmobile little miss 3-1/2 calls them potato biscuits, and I think that’s perfect
@jpm @Spatialmdl @sylmobile finally there's light at the horizon 😁👏 #spudsbikkie
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I'm surprised but apparently this is the hill I die on
@sylmobile I'm looking at these replies, and I think this is the post that is going to irrevocably splinter the Fediverse.

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😒 only a desperately insecure fried potato fancier would post something like that, surely.

Now, let’s see how much of my classical mythology I can remember:
#Eris, goddess of discord, casually threw a delicious, round, golden, deep fried potatoe treat in the middle of the other assembled gods and goddess, and said: “it’s called a #PotatoScallop”.
The Eris went to bed early with a good book.

@CactusHaiku @sylmobile
Run, Clem, while you still can

This is only going to end in tears 😂😂

@sylmobile yep. Correctly calling them Potato Scallops here on Mastodon is the kind of future that, just...makes sense.
I heard somewhere, that only Twitter lovers call them Cakes or Fritters.