God 
To promote road safety, what else should Jesus take besides the wheel?
RJD@godpod A breath test? Heard he likes wine.
StandUp! 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇺🇸@Rjdlandscapes @godpod damn that’s a good one 😂
lousyinternet@Rjdlandscapes @godpod I came here to say this :)
Alicia Celeste@Rjdlandscapes @godpod okay you win.
Comfortably Numb@godpod a hit from that bong
𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖊@godpod Nothing, let God sort them out. 😁
Shoshanah Jacobs@godpod Just a wheel and a prayer
ViaChicago1959
Tom Bradley Jr. 📚🇺🇸🇺🇦@godpod There's good money in being a mechanic.
Galactic Menace@godpod wine, definitely wine. Take it from me 😝
Teta Limcangco@Orangejuice @godpod he shouldn't take the wine. he's taking the wheel..... Never drink and drive, remember? 😜
@teta_limcangco @godpod me never, I can’t even drive 🤣
Joe 📷 🖖🤨@godpod Public transportation.
Nom_de_plume
Christine Dantz
Buddy@godpod take the bike lines off the roads and attach them to the sidewalks instead.
TCGM 
@godpod the tires
Sean (The Virtual Horizon)@godpod jumper cables. You always need jumper cables.
Jeff Prefect
William F. Aicher ✍️📽@godpod your keys
Riddles 😂🏳️🌈😎@godpod 5 gallons of gas…
MIQQA <cnflct!>@godpod he should take the train
Rabbi Ruth Adar@godpod The car keys?
William Herold
Depeche Mode - Behind The Wheel (Official Video)
Steve8282@godpod The A train.
TransTechGirl 
@godpod a break and a KitKat
🌟lyssa🌟@godpod Clearly he's already taken everyone's signal lights. Call him home, I think he's done enough damage, thank you.
Indistinct Chatter 🥄@godpod
A snow brush.
A snow brush.
IndyPendant Games@godpod drivers Ed?
Topkick75@godpod cognizance of how many are being straight up villains in his name?
Dan 
@godpod
Keys.... from idiot drivers.
Keys.... from idiot drivers.
Leo McKay Jr@godpod Aux cord
Rocky 💜💙A couple of magnesium tabs and breathe deep.
riveted@godpod The windshield. Bugs are good for you. Protein.
Steph Miller
Sean Poutines-Acadienne@godpod everything
Photoist♾️@godpod Well, considering Jesus never learned to drive, he should just take a seat!
Punk Dad ⚒️@godpod a CDL course
«Harvey Esquire»@godpod
"To promote road safety, what else should Jesus take besides the wheel?"
How about pumping the gas?
And putting in on his credit card?
#justsaying
Paul Rich🇮🇪🇬🇧🇪🇺@HarveyEsq @godpod I have to spend the best part of the day under the car replacing the exhaust system tomorrow.
Do you reckon he's any good with a wrench?
Erin, a bendy geek in Toronto
TorazChryx@godpod Niki Lauda.
kirkiscool@godpod he should at least be able to drive a stick shift. Just incase.
Ellen Bee@godpod All Teslas off the road.
WesDym@godpod The car attached to it.
Central&Western Archive Social@godpod Ban cars!! This would not sit well with my lovely makau (partner/lover) who declared to me when I suggested we go for a walk, that God made cars so we would no longer have to walk... and look at the obesity rates ever since, lol. Do it God!
Will Walker@godpod the A train. #dukeelington.
mikelygee@godpod The turn signal!
Rev. NSD@godpod responsibility over my medication schedule
Rawls_Heather@godpod
A hi viz vest and a safety triangle 🔺️
A hi viz vest and a safety triangle 🔺️
John Brownlow@godpod the cars
Nathan Carpenter
Ken Schauer@godpod the turn signal.
Scott M Ramsay@godpod The keys.
Artemisia Rose 🌲🍁🦉🐿🍄 ❄️@godpod Jesus should not take the wheel. There were no cars 2000 years ago. He wouldn't know how to drive.
Clara Listensprechen
Lynn Gaskins, M.D.@godpod In Florida, the turn signal because these tourists don’t use them.
Mike Morpheus@godpod our phones.
HRB@godpod *All* the wheels.