Nana RachNov 22, 2022
Jeff Prefect
How old is everyone on here❓
Please boost for a good sample size! (sorry I eff'd up the first one)
#poll #mastodon
Under 18
1.3%
19-39
33%
40-69
59.9%
To infinity and beyond
5.9%
Poll ended at .
Nov 21, 2022 at 4:52pmWeb
Show threadJeff PrefectNov 21, 2022
Guys we're old as hell
Show threadmoliverNov 21, 2022
@Jeff
I only clicked the one that said 69.
Show threadÅtômïč Çøwbēłł Nov 22, 2022
@moliver @Jeff
Nice
Show threadThundergasm AngrypantsNov 21, 2022
@Jeff No, Jeff…We’re “vintage”.
Show threadTed Saves Everything Nov 21, 2022
@Jeff *wise af
Show threadBinkyToes EverywhereNov 22, 2022
@Jeff That's what I said! 😂
Show threadMarko RoppoNov 22, 2022
@Jeff 🤣
Show threadJeff PrefectNov 21, 2022

Based on this poll I'll be starting a business that will sell electric wheelchairs exclusively to #Mastodon users.

A few possible names:
Little Masto
Mast-o-round
Jazzy-don

I'll be taking more suggestions.

Show threadPusher Of Pixels (old account)Nov 22, 2022
@Jeff real money's in metamucil
Show threadBoloSassyandMeNov 22, 2022
@Jeff
Tooter scooters
Show threadCalling It Like It IzNov 22, 2022
@Jeff MastoCraft; toot-a-lou; Masty; LargeMast! Mastoglide
Show threadPokeNov 22, 2022
@Jeff I was thinking karma, but I think we are too late for that one ... ☹️
Show threadJeff PrefectNov 22, 2022
Give my profile a follow if you enjoy the stupid random thoughts of a middle-aged man who occasionally enjoys some used-to-be-illegal flowers.
Show threadZorroNov 22, 2022

@Jeff shallow reasons for following someone #38: a shared dislike of cheese.

Aren't we all looking for a tribe?

Show threadJeff PrefectNov 22, 2022
Yeah, guys. I realize these age categories are a little screwy but I think it's important to keep in mind that I'm an idiot and this was my SECOND attempt at making this poll.
Show threadGatita Nov 22, 2022

@Jeff Just spit out some coffee laughing at your tootles.

I think today is going to be a good day at the asylum.

Show threadJeff PrefectNov 22, 2022
Follow up poll and results: https://toad.social/@Jeff/109388502834309747
Jeff Dylan (@[email protected])

🥁 FIRST POLL RESULTS (1,722 responses): How old are you? 1% - Under 18 33% - 19-39 60% - 40-69 6% - 70+ #FollowUp #Poll You can only do 4 options on polls so let’s narrow this down to just the 30-69 year-old folks. Please #boost for a good sample size ‼️ How old are you ❓ [ ] 30-39 [ ] 40-49 [ ] 50-59 [ ] 60-69

toad.social
Show threadBlock Me AmadeusNov 21, 2022
@Jeff This explains the lack Paw Patrol themed content.
Show threadBeavarah  Nov 21, 2022
@Jeff this was my first poll on Mastodon and I will always cherish it 🥹
Show threadJeff PrefectNov 21, 2022
@beaveinflow Same. I hope it doesn't break the instance I'm on! 😬
Show threadGrant 🇺🇦ArmUkraine🇺🇦Nov 21, 2022
@Jeff We're not old, we're experienced!
Show threadÅtômïč Çøwbēłł Nov 22, 2022
@Jeff
God we’re all olds!
Show threadDee DingeNov 22, 2022
@Jeff I was so tempted by the fourth category. It just sounds cool.
Show threadDelia Wilson LunsfordNov 22, 2022
@Jeff 71 why the infinity? Did you not think seniors (I’m a web designer) were here?
Show threadJeff PrefectNov 22, 2022

@delia That wasn't it at all! I could only have four categories so that one had to be a little vague.

And because I think "To Infinity and Beyond" sounds way cooler than 70+

Show threadDelia Wilson LunsfordNov 22, 2022
@Jeff except my nasty mother just died at 101…
Show threadTim the Monkey Nov 22, 2022
@Jeff Old fart.
Show threadDowntown Nino BrownNov 22, 2022
@Jeff Damn, look at us GenX-ers!
Show threadQuintessential QuicksandNov 22, 2022
@Jeff so we’re not all 20-something OnlyFans models or Crypto Bros? Ugh, sounds awful LOL
Show threadMichelleLNov 22, 2022
@Jeff I just made it to infinity!! Whooo hooo!!!
Show threadLouieresangNov 22, 2022
@Jeff old as hell. 60
Show threadClipperChip Nov 22, 2022
@Jeff GenX rules this shit.
Show threadGemNov 22, 2022
@Jeff curse you for making me tick 40-69 when I'm three months into the age bracket. 😂
Show threadEurusNov 22, 2022
@Jeff Wow, I am lonely on this poll.
Show threadJosé C. PeralesNov 22, 2022
@Jeff Mastodon is the GenX social network.
Show threadMadla GromovováNov 22, 2022
@Jeff It is not my case, but how to vote, if somebody is 18 years old? 😁
Show threadJitsuzai 🏳️‍🌈Nov 22, 2022
@Jeff lol everybody on here is old
Show threadGGForThePeopleNov 22, 2022
@Jeff wow I am kinda shocked, I was told this is a GenZ app. 🤣
Show threadAbdulrahman AlghamdiNov 22, 2022
@Jeff why is 18 specifically not an option 😑😑
Show threadRaw ToastNov 22, 2022
@Jeff one day old
Show threadPaul H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺Nov 22, 2022
@Jeff ...but with the mind of a child overlaid with the wisdom (I hope) of years, as befits a scientist...
Show threadSanta ClausNov 22, 2022
@Jeff Yeah I'm pretty old.
Show threadChloeeeeeNov 22, 2022
@Jeff it amazes me that there more 70+ people here than 18- ! This place is juste so lively friendly!
Show threadGoat WorksNov 22, 2022
@Jeff These age buckets are really big. Follow up poll to get a finer look would be really interesting.
Show threadJeff PrefectNov 22, 2022

@SaazyPants See here: https://toad.social/@Jeff/109387877068960437

Also, you can only do 4 options in a poll right now.

Jeff Dylan (@[email protected])

Yeah, guys. I realize these age categories are a little screwy but I think it's important to keep in mind that I'm an idiot and this was my SECOND attempt at making this poll.

toad.social
Show threadGoat WorksNov 22, 2022
@Jeff ah, that makes sense.
Show threadE-werdNov 22, 2022
@Jeff This is a very surprising poll to me. I don’t like being lumped in with 19 when I’m 34, though, but still: 66% of 1,722 respondents are >40
Show threadLouNov 22, 2022
@Jeff personally I'd say that polls a lie or people not telling the truth
Show threadJeff PrefectNov 22, 2022
@TheLoneWolf1969 Well I can’t promise people didn’t lie but I can promise that the poll isn’t a “lie.” It took me two attempts to get it to post - I certainly don’t have any skills necessary to rig it!
Show threadLouNov 22, 2022
@Jeff 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I never said that you did but it could've been worded better give me time to think about it and I'll put a poll up 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Show threadDunja HeilNov 22, 2022
@Jeff
Show threadDunja HeilNov 22, 2022
@Jeff And:
Show threadHowlin’ HobbitNov 22, 2022

@Jeff

I’m astounded at how my cadre so heavily outweighs all the others. it makes me want to do the Hobbit Happy Dance™️ but my cane has fallen over and I can’t reach it.

Show threadLynxNov 22, 2022
@Jeff Oh voted is already closed.
Show thread「Javi」Nov 22, 2022

@Jeff I just turned 23 and I feel like there aren’t many people of my age here.

Sharing research and nourishing content is nice, but I miss a espace to share memes and complain about my life 🫠

Show threadJeff PrefectNov 22, 2022
@JDA_99 I'm in my 30s and constantly complain about my life so I think we'd get along.
Show thread「Javi」Nov 22, 2022
@Jeff hahahaha Niceee
Show threadErisXNov 22, 2022
@Jeff 63
Show threadTales From The ChrisNov 23, 2022
@Jeff im 58