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"My personal style is best described as 'didn't expect to leave the house'."

#QOTD #Quote #Quotes

@cybeardjm

Yay!

Let's hear it for agoraphobic bitches like you and Howard fucking Hughes!!!

Losers fucking all Muahahaha!

#tallship #losers #hernits #shutins #biotch #go_home_and_get_fat

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How To Be Single – "L-T-R-P" Clip – Official Warner Bros. UK

There’s a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then…there’s Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun. “How to Be Single” stars Dakota Johnson (“Fifty Shades of Grey”), Rebel Wilson (“Pitch Perfect”), Damon Wayans, Jr. (“Let’s Be Cops”), Anders Holm (“Neighbors,” upcoming “The Intern”), Alison Brie (“Get Hard”), Nicholas Braun (“The Perks of Being a Wallflower”), Jake Lacy (HBO’s “Girls”), with Jason Mantzoukas (“Neighbors,” TV’s “The League”) and Leslie Mann (“This is 40,”). How To Be Single is released in UK cinemas on Friday 19th February. Check out the film’s Official page at Warner Bros. UK - http://po.st/yYpv2N Subscribe to the Official Warner Bros. UK YouTube channel - http://po.st/zstW18 Warner Bros. Insider: http://po.st/FG6x5S Warner Bros. Facebook: http://po.st/cLv6dH Warner Bros. Twitter: http://po.st/QTZeTS Warner Bros. Instagram: http://po.st/28q8y5

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