There seems to be a lot of misconceptions about how to set up Mastodon.

1. You do not have to sacrifice a duck. Any waterfowl will do.
2. The bit about dancing around naked in a forest glade? While dancing is fun, you may just walk.
3. When the demon appears, you needn’t chant in Latin. It is fluent in all languages.

The rest of the guide is correct.

@jetton
About these steps to set up #Mastodon, there are variations for people who don't want to harm animals and people with disabilities

Therefore you can also

1. Draw/find a picture of the Horned God on paper and burn it
Or cast the image into Twitter, as that's already on 🔥
2. Add fresh herbs to your next meal. Healthy living is an important part of the fediverse experience.
3. Schedule the demonic visit for when you have enough spoons and observe social distancing.

@srfirehorseart @jetton I always ♥️ when people know the spoons reference. 👍

@MorganWolfe @jetton

Spoonies unite!

But maybe a nap first, because pacing is important.

😴