Maggie McFear
Roxi Horror 💀🌸Cancelling plans is okay. Putting yourself first is okay. Going for a long walk is okay. Abandoning society is okay. Moving into a cave with a family of raccoons is okay. Giving them tiny swords & shields is okay. Do what you need to do to cope.
saltbreez@roxiqt Pics or it didn't happen!
Big Witch with a B@roxiqt A tiny army of raccoons is now something I need in my life. 😆🦝🦝🦝
@BigWitch_with_a_B a tiny army of raccoons is something everyone needs tbh
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Serene 117@roxiqt so I can make tnt In Minecraft to blow up a mountain? Ok.
Julio 🏳️🌈 🇨🇺 🇪🇸 🇺🇸@roxiqt I guess every and anything is OK.
Pallet of Babka@roxiqt taking 45 minute poops at work so I can listen to my podcasts and curate my meme collections is self care
@roxiqt when the queen died I took 2.
🥀SkorpionLucifer - LightAngel🥀@turbomeow @roxiqt Podcasts and memes makes the day go by better.
Kevan@roxiqt How about moving into a cave with a family of dragons who all use Mastodon? Look at what instance I'm on.
I draw the line at racoons.
PapaPK@roxiqt well reading this post was a good start. Thanks. Made me laugh.
Rick Goldstein@roxiqt I was right there with you until the stuff with the trash pandas. Those people are bad news.
Uniqornicopia@roxiqt so glad you are here I don’t want to lose all the people I follow if they bird site goes dark.
@uniqornicopia happy to be here!
Xinthus@roxiqt Give them swords and shields and they'll also help keep pesky people away too. Well, unless they get distracted by something shiny...
Tea Ehm
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Growth & Resilience@roxiqt it sure is. This is also called self care
@roxiqt Any one know where I can get some tiny swords and shields?
Pat Drummond@roxiqt 'All good' as they say in the chemo ward. Raccoons with tiny swords made me laugh because I just watched Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Trivia aside: Rocket is voice by Bradly Cooper. ;)
Charlotte Hunter@roxiqt It's the guilt that I can't cope with. But I'm practising. <3
Viciousfella@viciousfella @roxiqt OMG these raccoon soldiers are amazing. Now we know why Ukraine has done so well!
AngryArtist@roxiqt you just summarized my life plan over the next ten years.
@roxiqt I like this plan
horse@roxiqt treating animals & nature right is okay.
Dissent@roxiqt Thank you, because I thought I'd taken it too far with the racoons. I do think marrying a raccoon is too far, but we'll see.
OMG@roxiqt This is excellent advice and has earned you my follow.
Normal_WolfoI low key want to see racoons with tiny swords & shields now
Erebus Farquad@roxiqt But how would the raccoons hold the swords? 🤔
Autistic Science Person@roxiqt This reminds me of the game Donut County, highly recommend
Joseph (filthy on opsec)@roxiqt What about arming a group of fairies and giving them battle corgis as war mounts?
GhomerGhamer@roxiqt now i sort of want to SEE a small family of racoons with swords and shields....
slashie@roxiqt yeah, yes, for sure, wait, waaait, hold on!!! :D
@roxiqt btw this sounds so much like Emerald Woods (my game). Except the last bullet point. For now.
@roxiqt Very good advice!
Sunny5300@roxiqt Now that I know this is possible, my plans have drastically changed🦝⚔️🦝
Shell Sheddy@roxiqt
How tiny are the swords?
How tiny are the swords?
carodjah!✨at the disco✨@roxiqt it's only okay if you ensure the swords and shields are galvanized so as to prevent rust when they wash them with their tiny chainmail-covered hands
ClassynotCrassy@roxiqt why does tiny raccoons with shields and swords just make me smile? Lol 😂
krayneum"Moving into a cave with a family of raccoons is okay."
Just be sure to discuss this with the raccoons first.
Bryan F. Irrera@roxiqt as long as you can make the raccoons understand not to use the swords on each other!
dearmouse51
Jesse Dunsmore@roxiqt Returning to society at the head of an army of trained and armed raccoons is okay. Establishing a kingdom at the site of your local grocery store is okay. Demanding tribute in the form of deli meats and expensive specialty fruit drinks is okay.
costrike@roxiqt slippery slopes are okay
JulieB@roxiqt I'd give them tiny halberds.
The Valkyrie@roxiqt It would do wonders for my well-being if those who gave raccoons swords and shields would post piccies if the dear creatures in their battle regalia. Please? 🥺
@roxiqt I never knew I wanted a family of raccoons with tiny swords and shields until this moment. 🦝🗡🛡
Ben, Writin’ Movies@roxiqt Don’t know about anyone else but I now need to see a photo of armed raccoons. 😆
Michael
Julie V@roxiqt ...you have no idea how much I needed to read this. Thank you 🦝🗡️
Heather McDougal@roxiqt Nah those raccoons are ready for the big stuff.
chibby0ne@roxiqt hehehe that escalated quickly (and weirdly), but good good good point: Mental health should be first. 
myuuu@roxiqt Teaching them how to shoot bow and arrows at other people is okay.