CurmudgeonNov 18, 2022

There seems to be a lot of misconceptions about how to set up Mastodon.

1. You do not have to sacrifice a duck. Any waterfowl will do.
2. The bit about dancing around naked in a forest glade? While dancing is fun, you may just walk.
3. When the demon appears, you needn’t chant in Latin. It is fluent in all languages.

The rest of the guide is correct.

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@jetton @ellotheth If you are south of the Mason-Dixon Line in the United States you may substitute a chicken 🐔 but a hot pepper rub should be applied before the sacrifice. This is very difficult with a live chicken since they tend to sneeze.
Nov 20, 2022 at 9:08amWeb