Ceil Kessler (she/her)

I haven't done a proper #introduction yet! I'm a #data #analyst with a #marketing, #manufacturing & #healthcare background. I use #SAS, #Cognos, #Tableau, and #SQL, mostly (and I know a lot of #Excel jujitsu).

I'm also currently the head of 6 municipalities for the #Dems in PA & I've been spending a lot of time trying to fight #BookBanning locally.

I also write short, creepy #fiction, and until COVID, was an #alto in a local #choral group! Happy to be here as part of the #TwitterMigration !

Nov 20, 2022 at 2:18amWeb
Show threadDIOGENESOFTORONTONov 20, 2022
@CeilCK Hello Cecil.
Show threadCeil Kessler (she/her)Nov 20, 2022
@dio 👋
Show threadDIOGENESOFTORONTONov 20, 2022
@CeilCK I am an aspiring data scientist. I currently am just a lowly #softwareengineer , I primarily do backend work with #go and #python with an interest in doing 3d printing and vr work.
Show threadXiuwenNov 20, 2022
@CeilCK Hi Ceil welcome 👋 Good intro and nice to meet you
Show threadCulturaNov 20, 2022
@CeilCK I know you also know #nefandous secrets.
Show threadlowdudgeonNov 20, 2022
@culturalgutter @CeilCK Oh yeah? I am a six-headed municipality myself.
Show threadCulturaNov 23, 2022
@lowdudgeon @CeilCK Does this look familiar?
Show threadlowdudgeonNov 23, 2022
@culturalgutter @CeilCK Not this graphic, no. But everything in it, yes, that’s how I’m livin.’
Show threadCeil Kessler (she/her)Nov 23, 2022
@lowdudgeon @culturalgutter I am amazing sports-ing right now.
Show threadCulturaNov 25, 2022
@CeilCK @lowdudgeon Are you still amazing sports-ing? Are there trampolines?
Show threadCeil Kessler (she/her)Nov 25, 2022
@culturalgutter @lowdudgeon It's more like mediocre sports-ing. Bordering on being entirely motionless.
Show threadCulturaNov 25, 2022
@CeilCK @lowdudgeon Motionless Sports sound like amazing sports of the future.
Show threadlowdudgeonNov 25, 2022
@CeilCK @culturalgutter Yeah maybe if all sports were tableaux vivants . . . ehh, I still wouldn’t like it.
Show threadCulturaNov 25, 2022
@lowdudgeon @CeilCK Your beautiful hat would make a champion of Tableaux Vivants. Tragic that you could not appreciate your own accomplishments.
Show threadlowdudgeonNov 25, 2022
@culturalgutter @CeilCK Wait, are you imagining tableau vivant ITSELF as a sport? At that I would excel, yes.
Show threadCulturaNov 25, 2022
@lowdudgeon @CeilCK Yes, it is/will be an Amazing and Motionless Sport of the future.
Show threadCeil Kessler (she/her)Nov 20, 2022
@culturalgutter Obv
Show threadtoxtethogradyDec 3, 2022
@CeilCK I don't think I've ever done a proper introduction here. One of these days, I'll get to it...😁
Show threadCeil Kessler (she/her)Dec 3, 2022
@toxtethogrady How long have you been on Mastodon?
Show threadtoxtethogradyDec 3, 2022
@CeilCK A total of one month. Or just after the elections.
Show threadLizzy MillerDec 3, 2022
@CeilCK Alto fistbump!
Show threadCeil Kessler (she/her)Dec 3, 2022
@elmiller0330 👋🎼🎵
Show thread👩‍🦯The Blind FraggleDec 3, 2022
@CeilCK Welcome! Oh, how I miss group singing. I was an alto as well!
Show threadCeil Kessler (she/her)Dec 3, 2022
@Fragglemuppet I miss it, too! Maybe some day I'll get back to it.
Show threadralfroeberDec 26, 2022

@CeilCK nice to see you using #cognos ... I love it. Did so many hours of reverse engineering on it. Decompiled the java code, proofed errors in the code.

Let me know what you like best about the latest version 11.2.4?

Show threadCeil Kessler (she/her)Dec 26, 2022

@ralfroeber Honestly, I think I put Cognos in the intro as a habit. Thinking about it now, it's been about two years since I've used it. I started on Cognos back in 1999/2000; it was my first BI tool.

Funny, just the other day I was thinking of this star schema database that a Framework model would've been a perfect solution for, but our company got rid of it last year, sadly. Would love to pick it back up again.

Show threadralfroeberDec 26, 2022

@CeilCK imho you can use the cloud version for free trial.

Let me find out the details and I let you know.

11.2. is blazing fast. Nothing to compare with in the good old reportnet days.

#cognos #ibm

Show threadCeil Kessler (she/her)Dec 27, 2022
@ralfroeber Thanks for the tip!
Show threadralfroeberDec 28, 2022

@CeilCK here is a live event from pmsquare about Cognos 11.2.4 https://pmsquare.com/events/2023/1/4/livestream-meet-cognos-1124

#cognos

Livestream: Meet Cognos 11.2.4 — PMsquare

Ryan Dolley, Partner at PMsquare, and Craig Colangelo, Sr Solutions Architect, will unbox Cognos 11.2.2 during an interactive livestream. Join us to see a live demo of all the new features, have your questions answered live, and hang out with the Cognos community in the live chat.

PMsquare
Show threadCeil Kessler (she/her)Dec 29, 2022
@ralfroeber Thanks!