“Then the spaceman took over the bird site so we all started tooting at the elephant place.”

“Oh…ok grandpa. Let’s get you back to bed.”

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Wait… grandpa, how did the story end?
@weiser that’s hilarious! 🤣
@weiser You get a follow for that one. 😹
@weiser that’s hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
@weiser I so can see someone telling this to their GC...
@weiser I needed this laugh today.
@weiser "The robot man made another reality to sell overpriced shoes in, and everyone laughed until the square people joined him."
@weiser dat elephant place tho😅
@weiser "And then we just retooted, back and forth, with the same toot. Forever"
@weiser I shall be calling him Space Karen henceforth
@weiser It’s funny that our collective “Oh, hell no” flight to Mastodon is actually a potentially historic trend in the rejection of fascism.
@weiser Ohmyheart. Too funny and so true. Thanks for a legit laugh out loud.
@weiser back in my day you had to hum the secret hymn into the phone before you could email your little buddies...
@weiser i actually choked on my tea 😂
@weiser not a mere elephant. Sone great creature from prehistoric times. I have found a small cave and shake my spear at the lightning.
@weiser 😂 I really needed this laugh! Thank you!
@weiser Alice in Wonderland doesn't seem so far fetched anymore...
@weiser Suddenly my donkey fell down your waffle-hole!
@weiser with many particularly upset about the return of the hated orange man
@weiser Oooh! I’m really starting to like this place

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Bahaha!! I suppose putting it that way, we sound like a bunch of effin loons.

@weiser They'll never believe us, will they? 😃
@weiser and to think this clown runs a spaceship company....
@weiser "Okay fine but gimme back my phone."
@weiser lol! Yep, that’s exactly right and yet sounds like complete nonsense
@weiser Oh god, this is our future.