There seems to be a lot of misconceptions about how to set up Mastodon.

1. You do not have to sacrifice a duck. Any waterfowl will do.
2. The bit about dancing around naked in a forest glade? While dancing is fun, you may just walk.
3. When the demon appears, you needn’t chant in Latin. It is fluent in all languages.

The rest of the guide is correct.

@jetton now I know where I went wrong. I did the following:

1. Settle down on couch
2. Summon the dig
3. Cuddle the dog

That was it. Oh, and play with my smartphone after that.

@oktoputzig It's nice we have the edit buttin here 🀨
@sehe Doesn't work on every app. I see my mistake now.