Dear Mastodon, I joined about a week ago & have had little time to post since. However, in that time I have posted/replied 9 times & 78% of those posts relate to cheese. I don't know whether to be ashamed or proud. & I do believe I've just made that 80%. I'm sorry. I will try to do better henceforth - by both getting to grips with Mastodon & reducing my cheese content. (Note to self: the latter is something you might want to consider literally as well as metaphorically, Donna, you cheese beast).

@BadsvilleBroad I'm a cheese lover that is also newly lactose intolerant 😅 I still eat it though and just choose to be ill. Such a martyr haha

Anyway, I'm here for the cheese content 🧀

@LumpySpaceEllie Ouch - that's very unfair. I'll try and provide some lactose free cheese content, but can't promise!
@BadsvilleBroad haha that's okay 😅 lactose free Cathedral is delicious btw but I'm thinking of getting this medication called #lactase that means I can eat normal cheese again. I need my feta!
@LumpySpaceEllie oooooh, that's handy to know. Lactose sometimes upsets me so I have lactose free milk, but I've never tried lactose free cheese, because I always think it will be disgusting, so I'll give that a try. Thank you!