For a more hellish Hell I would go a little south, to Silicon Valley.
Even once made a pre-Musk tweet about that which I think is quite appropriate now: https://twitter.com/jaxroam/status/1199337230080233475
I identified as Asia/Pacific. There's a huge Pacific Ocean somewhere close by.
Shades of DVD-R vs DVD+R. Asia-Pacific would be the parts of Asia (and Oceania) that borders the Pacific, whole Asia+Pacific would be either Asia or Pacific.
The "/" in Asia/Pacific is ambiguous, but given the options I think it is clear Asia & Oceania (&Zealandia) is meant, not "the part of Asia in the Pacific".
We are White and Nerdy.